1. Wouldn’t you Love to get paid for the job you really want to do?
2. Once you had this job would you do a smashing blow at it?
3. Wouldn’t it be grand to get paid TOP-DOLLAR for you doing what you want to do, for a living.
4. What if this job is working on you?

What we do for others we don’t do for ourselves. We run out of time, maybe too tired, exhausted.  We tend to say, maybe another day short of close to never. What can be done about this? . . .You get a new job!   [Working on yourself]. Now all you need is anyone to pay top-dollar for you to work this job. I wonder about that . . .Who would possibly pay you to work on your own  body, while you do nothing-else! [ I see this as the problem], as i too would Love to do nothing-else, but to work on my body getting back into shape, being paid TOP-DOLLAR earning a living at my new job. [ Picture that ]!   But of course great results each day are recorded as to prove no slacking.  Eight hours of hardcore  exercising!  How much time do you think you have for anyone else.   None, every man on his own.   

Picture this . . .You are walking down the street when some guy walks up to you saying.” You look like you need to take care of yourself . . .I will pay you 25.00 dollars an hour to work on your body, but it is an EIGHT HOUR JOB“.   You laugh. “What the hell man. I don’t even make close to that where i work now. Sure when do i start”?         {Frig you idiot, you didn’t even stop to think, “but who are you”? . . .You go with this person, all good  to you.  Your still thinking about the twenty-five dollars an hour thingy . . . You are even adding up bills and payments and finding money to save.   “We’re here!   After you”.  He says holding open a large door.   You go in, you look with your eyes scanning the surroundings, taking in the sights of  man-made chubby sculptures and painting of fat people along with, signs and posters of weight gain and weight loss and exercise equipment.  You are amazed and thinking how brilliantly clean.  Someone calls you to attention.  You follow the voice and see something there.  Hours later you wake-up in a cell, behind bars, with a lock.  Above the door is a sign. “The weight loss room”. 

How smart are you now? You are thinking now too though ay?  You probably just lose a pound or two right there. Scared shitless. There some weight loss for you. TOP-DOLLAR.  But you did clearly say you had NOTHING ELSE TO DO.  And there still is that little matter about 25.00 dollars per hour! . . .So you yell HEY! When do i get paid!  And i better not be the only one here! I thought there would be competition”! You door unlocked and opened. You step out into a huge room three times larger than the gym where you went to school.   “Wow”! You see all the stuff to help you work on your body, you don’t even see all the other people stepping out into this space.

My Weight Loss Coach (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A whistle blows . . .Calling everyone’s attention  to the guy who offered this great-job. Twenty-Five dollars an hour for eight hours a day and NOTHING ELSE!, to Lose or Gain weight. Then the silent is broken by another one of you, asking.  ” Am i allowed to change my mind? ,  i can lose weight on my own”.   Then someone else asked. “What is this place”?  Another question was asked and you are getting impatient, you want this job!  You yell out.  ” Let him talk”!. This starts a tiny riot. The whistle blew three-time and everyone grabbed hold of their ears.  Nice and quiet now though. The man talked. The job was for six months & did indeed pay top dollar, 25 of them per hour. hardcore eight hours per-day, timing in and timing-out, the man pointed to a large time-clock on the wall behind them. Beside the clock was a Large cork-board holding small envelopes with a name on a time-card, which were put into categories of fat and lean, to lose weight or to gain weight.  Nice board. The whistle blew and you all put your attention back to this man telling you, “ you wavered your rights at the door.   You all now work for me, but for you and nobody-else.  You will get paid  by the hours you actually do put into yourself on the day of the six months you signed for. Your cells, rather rooms, i like to call them were locked for your own protection. Now that you are fully awake and understand what is going on, it will be up to you should you want your door locked, which in this case you will be given your very own key. Should you choose to keep your door unlocked you will not get a key and we, i will not be responsible should any harm or thievery come your way. You have your choise choose wise as some people  do  steal.  You will find some of you will be given helpful secret hints on how to lose or gain weight depending on how hard some of you work, like,  a bonus per say. Any questions“?

Weight gain can be a problem in older or sedentary dogs, which in turn can lead to heart and joint problems. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You start to think again this time you are thinking . . .Does anyone know we are here? Where is here? Six months? What did i get myself into? But the whistle blew and you all looked at the guy who was not a guy at all. Where did he go? Now  standing with the whistle is a really hot chick holding envelops telling you all the rules and what you will find in your rooms, like a stove and fridge and washing apparatuses, everything a home would need. She goes on to tell them when she arrived she weighed 226 pounds and very unhappy. That one day she found herself wishing she had all the time in the world to work on herself and nothing for anyone else and work on her body getting paid top-dollar to earn a living taking care of herself instead of everyone-else. Now she works here she chose to keep this job while others like her chose to do the job and leave.

English: A Canadian four dollar bill issued in 1882. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This all sounds good but you still wonder who will miss me?  Six months? ,  And who are these other people, 25.00 dollars an hour?  Holy shit . . .When i get out i will be a rich-man, i will be a new-man. You open your envelope as she continues to talk. Lucky you, you were given a clue. This being the first eight-hour hardcore work out plan just for this day and any other day you choose to use again.  

You walk to the very nice cork-board finding your name timing in.

 I would tell you this secret but you are not in the club.

 Would you join this work force?

“Get fat on Lorings Fat-ten-u and corpula foods”; “Advertisement showing young woman with package of Loring’s Fat-Ten-U food tablets and package of Loring’s Corpula, a fat-producting food.” Color lithograph (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 Can you picture all that?