JOKES FUN SILLY

Knock  knock

Who’s there

I said who’s there…………………………………………………..What kind of a gay joke is that.

accidents with steamships in Bristol

accidents with steamships in Bristol (Photo credit: brizzle born and bred)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Run hop skip jump,  Sally slapped Sue…………………….Say this five times.

Silly Sally

Silly Sally (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Red-Rover, red-rover, red-rover, blue van, white car. Yellow school bus……………………Sitting at a stop sign.

English: Youths playing the Red Rover game.

English: Youths playing the Red Rover game. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WISDOM is wise,  it comes with age,  so do wheel-chairs.

USS Red Rover by F. Muller

USS Red Rover by F. Muller (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

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HALLOWEEN IS COMING

Halloween is coming again. Halloween is fun with its goblins and goons. All the chilren dress-up and so does THEDOGHOUSE.

Carving pumpkins and eating pumpkin-pie, decorating the house with scary things, handing out candy making kids cry. THEDOGHOUSE Loves halloween.

Take us to your leader

Halloween is my best time of year.

I want to drink your blood

 Halloween is fun.

Getting a head of things

If i start now so will everyone else. Time is flying right by us. Halloween is the best it is fun to dress-up.

PICTURE THIS “MY READERS”

Picture this . . .I blog and so i have readers, twenty-nine of them . . .One day i wake up due to all the outside,  commotion . . .And it is all twenty-nine reader’s with cameras and papers they want autographed.

What do you think i do . . .I run for cover, is what i do . . .Who are these people who just show up unannounced? THE MOB? I wonder what i could have done and look for an escape. I’m shy to bein with  . . .Sooo, you know how it is . . .I’m climbing out the back window and hoping not to land in the water dish ans stuff and some of the people showed up in the back of the house too. cameras flashing and yelling as to my whereabouts and . . .man? I should have at least took time to dress or comb my hair or anything, rather than house-coat and fuzzy slippers. Purple fuzzy bear slippers.

My readers . . .I didn’t know i had readers and why if they are mine why are they not working for me.  People are getting of lightly here.

I think it is safe to go out now.

PUSSY CAT PUSSY CAT

Pussy cat pussy cat where have you been

Well i’ve been to LONDON to visit the queen

Pussy cay pussy what did you there.

Well i smoked a refer under the chair, i found it there, so i smoked it.

Pussy cat pussy cat what did you then?

Why i screwed the little mouse under the chair.

IN THE VOID – BY SANYAVERO

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    Regions of the cerebral cortex associated with pain. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

    What can i do, what can i say, my heart cries for you every day.

  • Illuminating empty pictures of a dead Love gone away, empty years searching.
  • Blind memories of endless Love,  empty cradle,  waits for me.

Cause in the void,.  Empty vast-ness-se of pain,…My heart desire,. Crying out, unto him,.  I call your name, just the same from his name.

Cause in the void, the void of Love,…The void of pain,…

Cause in the void,…The pain of love,…Has no end.

  • What can i do, what can i say, my heart cries,… For you.
  • Painting pictures, empty pictures, of you and dead Love.
  • The cradle rocks, it calls my name, black memories  flood in.   

Cause in the void,. Empty vastness,… Of pain,…My heart desire,. Crying out, unto him,. I call your name,  just the same from his name.

Cause in the void, the void of Love,…The void of pain,…

Cause in the void,…The pain of Love,…Has no end.

Stop Crying Your Heart Out

Stop Crying Your Heart Out (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • I need each day, i need these minutes, to fade away.
  • I need the light, i need strength, i need to break this void away.
  • Smash darkened walls,.. Burn down it all,.. Build new days.

Cause in the void, the black void i melt away,. My heart desires,.turned to dust, it’s time to go.

Cause in the void,. The dead Love cries, out my name,..The void of pain,  the void of pain, calls out unto him., save my soul,  keep me whole,  change my light.

Cause in the void, the black memories,..Endless vastness-es are cold.

Cause in the void, the room for you,..Cause in the void, the place you choose,..Cause in the void,.. You blew away. Cause in the void i can’t stay.

In the void.           In the void.             In the void.            Empty Void.    EMPTY VOID,.. Void.

There you have it,  another song by:  SANYAVERO  to  STEPHEN STAINES/IN THE VOID.

Odd how they share with me and i them . . .I wonder if they know i share with you?

Picture this . . .I GET IN TROUBLE   Because of you once again . . .Or was that in THEDOGHOUSE/signed and paid for, for another year . . .Just incase you care. hat and no-names.org   One more year of us . . .YIPPEE and to bad for you.

I figure if THETALER does not tell you,  who will?  Kind of like,  especially if it is, only i, the one who knows?  Right?    Right.  Besides, what harm do i pose to anyone, none.

But should you think to take this literature that which is not yours you had better think before you leap or you will be sure to weep and weep. This material belongs to STEVEN STAINES from SANYAVERO.  This is just an introduction may you one day want to hear it sung.

It’s mean guitar gut and all aquatic string. It pounds so hard the roof will fall, as he sings it big and large.  Because in the void,  the large black void, there is room for voice to yell and voice to scream.

PICTURE THIS . . .In a dream,  you are alone in the black,  the black is your light,  and you are there,  calling out.   Empty space drifts by nothing holds, your still alone. No one comes,  no one hears,  no one is there.  BUT YOU CALL ALL ALONE TO FILL THE VOID. You can’t stop calling,  it is days now, and now its years, still the void is unfilled so you can’t leave, until its full of empty dreams and broken hearts. Until you’re told you are done,  to make a new start.

It's a Condition

It’s a Condition (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

But if no one is there,  who can tell you to wake up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

HUNGER HUNGRY THE FILL

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WWITrenchcoat.jpeg (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Picture this . . .You are Hungry as you have his Hunger and you need to fill this void. Only thing is the hunger you are Hungry for is not food you eat when you are Hungry. it is much more. It is evil . . . You Hunger as you are Hungry for evil.  You leave the house for THE FILL.

I will not tell you what evil you are looking for because i do not know nor do i want to know. That is you. But i do know evil and have come across it in my life thus far. Evil hides in the dark corners of your mind, my mind too. BOO. I am not perfect.

So now you are out prowling about,  in search of your needs. But wait,  so is someone else. Only you do not know your paths will cross soon, nor does this other Hungry Hunger out for its fill. Both minding its own business looking for relief to take care of the need.

Hello he said . . .What brings you out on a night like this. The night air i guess it is soothing. Oh he said,  you are alone. Yes,  i seldom travel alone, it  is less taunting,  with no-one flapping in my ear.  Awe . . .yes, the rambles of  simple minds, do you know it is not safe out alone, he said. Yes,  i suppose better to be safe than alone, what do you have in your bag. He said,  nothing to concern yourself with.

English: Offices of Evil Controllers.

English: Offices of Evil Controllers. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

He held onto his knife lying wait,  in his trench coat pocket, and you placed your cold hand around your gun in the back of your pants. Both getting ready for the perfect time to strike. Both unaware of the evil you were all ready in. One with the other unknowing.

Odd how things work,  taking care of the bad things to come or get rid of them.

The knife was tossed out like a whip penetrating the gut but not killing just yet, and the gun was fired,  hitting square in his,  stomach,  and they both went down, weighing out each other.

Conscience and law

Conscience and law (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 What was in the bag? Body parts.

But not to worry . . .Other  Hunger  Hungry evil  lie in the wait and gathered up all the kill getting The Fill.

YOUR NEIGHBOURS TRASH

Your neighbours trash.  Your mential health is important . . .Why do you have to look at your neighbours trash when it is an eye sour, because it is right there for you to see, a long with all your friends and family and other people who may visit.  If this is indeed somewhat junk-garbage containing dangerous harmful germs invading your heathy then you need to secretly contact the health-board and ask them to PLEASE come out and take a look.

What else can you do . . .Offer to help clean it . . .I know! Why should you?   What if the people are not fit enough to pick the mess up.  What if they really would Love the thought of having caring help.  NO FIGHTING AT ALL. NO SNIDE REMARKS . . .Just help.

YOUR NEIGHBOURS TRASH

This will be the cause of not being able to sell your home . . .WHO WANTS to live there, not even you. Your neighbours trash is trash and it hurts your eyes, your brain and your over all health. CALL SOMEONE in PRIVATE without starting a fight or trouble if you can.

DAY ONE MAY 23, 2012

After waking, the brush scrapped back the messy hair and the coffee water was turned on.   Then the washroom was the third thing on the list of usual morning rituals.  Washing for the day and talking care of other things before dress-up.

The dead stale air in the house prompt the opening of the window only to find the outside breeze is beautiful, all the windows get opened, then coffee and a sitting,  out,  on the front steps, in this beautiful early morning day is calling at me.  So i do . . .i sit out in the quite morning,  enjoying my awakened state, but not for long . . .two riding lawnmowers show up to cut the tall grass. Of course now i am forced back inside as the machines are blowing the shredded grass at me and all the surroundings.  And now,  who do you think,  has to clean that up . . .I myself am thinking,  a short wind storm, then again,  that could be dangerous.

Inside the house is still warm,  but at least i get to sit and have my coffee.  So i opened my e-mail to see if anyone dropped me a line or two.  There was.  One message to answer. Yippee a good one. Not spam or junk. This was an e-mail from someone i Loved and probably still do.  Strange . . .I replied but then deleted it. I felt how i replied they would not like it. So it is put off until i feel i have a good response.

Then the grand baby came. Crying. Oh happy day now . . .Everything is put off. This child gets into everything. But i Love the child. So it is now play off and on time, while it tries to figure what it really wants to do . . .At two years of age. really.

It was not long before one of  the guys were back to cut the back grass. He lives here so, yeah . . .Way to start a day, noisy and messy. Good-morning to you too. It is the Queen Victoria’s Birthday should it be less noisy and fun.

Day one of many more to come.

 

WITHOUT FORCE OR PROSECUTION-HOW TO GET A HUNDRED FOLLOWERS IN A DAY

BY HAVING . . . 

ONE HELL OF A TITLE.

COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN HE SAID SHE SAID

The day was late the night set in, clouds,  heavy with water broke open pouring down rain in sheets of cool wetness. He ran for cover with his long jacket flapping in the wind soaked and wet.  Up a head he could see the light shinning on the porch and became glad he forgot to turn it off. He did his best to speed up not to slip and fall.

Narrowing the steps he took two at a time coming to the top landing. There,  he stopped,  turned around,  and looked at what he just ran through as he shook out his coat. He marveled at the very thickness of the falling rain straining his eyes to see through it. Now more happy for his left on light. He turned back and unlocked the door going in out of this liquid fill of night, removing all his clothing right there at the door on the now sopping mat, tip-toed to the bathroom and jumped into the shower. The warm waters,  soothed,  his cold shaking body as he just stood,  and let it wash down all around him. Awe it felt good. He would stay for a good fifteen minutes or until he flooded the wet cold away.

It was not long after he was changing into warm cloths when the door bell rang, causing him to look over at the clock sitting on his night-stand. Who possibly would be at his home this time of night? he wondered as he continued to dress, then went down to the front door, opening it.

Before him stood three people one that of a woman, rather a young girl. The way she moved out from behind the two men he could see she was packing. The glitter from his porch light which again he forgot to turn off, shone upon the butt of the gun. “Come on in out of the rain.” He said. “Please . . .This is not a night to be out.” He opened the door more and moved out-of-the-way allowing them access to his home. “Please . . .Do come in out of the rain.” he waited then shut the door and locked it. “Nasty habit that . . .Locking the door.” he motioned with his eyes to the door and they each looked at themselves and at him. “You leave your doors unlocked.” She wiped the wet from her mouth. “Yes . . .As he matter of fact i do . . .It is a rule how ever that i shut off the light porch, that i never do.” he smiled. ” here please . . .Let me get you all a towel .” He again smiled and off he went and they each thought this guy must be an idiot or something there like that. Who is this friendly, i’m sure they thought.   he came back with the towels . . .Big ones too. He actually gave the girl the pretty one. Again they looked at each other. Unsure how to, or what to, the big guy said. “Thanks.”  “No problem . . .No problem at all.” he said, please come in. “Can i offer you a hot drink?”   She said “NO!” They all looked at her even him. He slapped his hands together telling her okay.

They took several pieces of clothing off to dry as much skin, as they could without getting naked, leaving trunks or bra and panties on, giving a good rub down. “I can toss your wet cloths in the dryer if you’d like.”  The big guy nodded to the others. “Give him the cloths.”  He put one hand up in defence. “No, no let me get them you finish drying up. This will only take a few minutes, i’ll just take them up and give them a fast spin, toss them in the dryer and they will be toasty warm in a few.”  He smiled at them once again, took the wet pile of cloths off the floor and went back up to the bathroom, which is a large room and he has his washing cloth machine and cloths dryer on the side wall, behind a door way. What else was behind that door was nobody’s business. That door was hidden by a large wall carpet hanging. It was a surprise to himself,  when he found this room, as he bought the place years ago.

Down stairs they could hear that the drying machine was turned on. Minutes later he came back down the stairs. He smiled . . .  “Now you still sure you wouldn’t like some sort of drink? I have plenty.  Guys?”   They all stood in towels,  looking to each other and to him,  then to the big guy.  The big guy nodded to the two. I’ll have whiskey if you have it, Beard-o said.  ”I don’t have a problem with that.”  He said.  The three, found this to be funny so they laughed. They had something in store for this nice person obliging them. But it was not anything to laugh at all. They stopped with their laughter having the drink then a few more, even she gave into delight of the night and poured, while she sat,  holding a gun, pointing at this goody-two-shoed man. The both men ran around in their towels ransacking the place.  What they were looking for was anything of great value. They laughed and joked taking their time , smashing and breaking things and downing their drinks. It was an hour pass by when she yelled out in joy. Giggling.  ”My turn, me, my turn to look . . .Come on Beard-o, sit for a while.  ” Big guy gave a nod, places were switched. Her turn to play finding what she could. She soon stopped laughing. “I want my cloths.” He took his chance . . .  “Up and down in a flash,  if you’d like, just don’t break my hanging pictures.”   What was so important about the hanging pictures? I am sure they wondered the same thing. They all turned to the face the wall.

The pictures were framed with wood and they all seemed to be hand painted, all fifteen of them. They looked at each other in question then back at him.         ”What the fuck is up with the pictures.”  The big guy said. “Why don’t you let me get your cloths and i will tell you. ” He said and gave a smile. YES That smile.

You know that smile . . .The pretend one. The one we all use when we pretend everything is alright. But it is not!  We pretend so things don’t get out of hand.    [Well the smart ones of us do . . .We know this].  He kept his smile on until the big guy said . . . “You got one minute to be back with the cloths . . .Go!”

Like a flash he was back and they were digging into this pile and retrieving what was theirs and getting dressed. He watched and marveled in it all. And still smiled.

 I hope you are getting what i am getting . . .Something is up with the cloths. What?   What possibly could be up with the cloths and why is this happy man so happy?  People out of the wet dark night,  are in his home,  tearing it apart and destroying his things. Like that hasn’t been done before . . .

Drink up drink some more. yes a good thought. Have another. They drank plenty within the last two and one half hours to kill a dog.

Big guy shook his head . . .She sat down . . .Beard-o asked for cold water.

Things were changing . . .The laughter stopped! . . .They wanted air and asked for opening of the windows. They did not feel well. One after another they were scratching and pulling at their cloths. “Okay about the pictures.” “Who gives a shit about your pictures.” The big guy said . . .”What the fuck did you do to us.”  She was now gasping for breath . . .Her body was small for her age of thirty, he thought she was a young girl. Beard-o held his head in pain to painful to even look up or want to move. “fuck you.” Was all The big had to say as he held tight of his gun, to shaky to aim.  Come in out of the rain, he said as he collected the weapons from each of them. They were scratching and blistering and gasping for air,  holding their heads and whining and not feeling well. He smiled . . .

He said . . .”Perhaps my cultural politeness is a bit too much at times. I over filled the whiskey and Vodka bottles, with formaldehyde, as for the towels and your cloths they too are washed and dried in formaldehyde. Perhaps i used a bit too much this time.

She said . . .”But you came across so nice.”