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IN THE CLUB/TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER HOUR

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  1. Wouldn’t you Love to get paid for the job you really want to do?
  2. Once you had this job would you do a smashing blow at it?
  3. Wouldn’t it be grand to get paid TOP-DOLLAR for you doing what you want to do, for a living.
  4. What if this job is working on you?

What we do for others we don’t do for ourselves. We run out of time, maybe too tired, exhausted.  We tend to say, maybe another day short of close to never. What can be done about this? . . .You get a new job!   [Working on yourself]. Now all you need is anyone to pay top-dollar for you to work this job. I wonder about that . . .Who would possibly pay you to work on your own  body, while you do nothing-else! [ I see this as the problem], as i too would Love to do nothing-else, but to work on my body getting back into shape, being paid TOP-DOLLAR earning a living at my new job. [ Picture that ]!   But of course great results each day are recorded as to prove no slacking.  Eight hours of hardcore  exercising!  How much time do you think you have for anyone else.   None, every man on his own.   

Picture this . . .You are walking down the street when some guy walks up to you saying.” You look like you need to take care of yourself . . .I will pay you 25.00 dollars an hour to work on your body, but it is an EIGHT HOUR JOB“.   You laugh. “What the hell man. I don’t even make close to that where i work now. Sure when do i start”?         {Frig you idiot, you didn’t even stop to think, “but who are you”? . . .You go with this person, all good  to you.  Your still thinking about the twenty-five dollars an hour thingy . . . You are even adding up bills and payments and finding money to save.   “We’re here!   After you”.  He says holding open a large door.   You go in, you look with your eyes scanning the surroundings, taking in the sights of  man-made chubby sculptures and painting of fat people along with, signs and posters of weight gain and weight loss and exercise equipment.  You are amazed and thinking how brilliantly clean.  Someone calls you to attention.  You follow the voice and see something there.  Hours later you wake-up in a cell, behind bars, with a lock.  Above the door is a sign. “The weight loss room”. 

How smart are you now? You are thinking now too though ay?  You probably just lose a pound or two right there. Scared shitless. There some weight loss for you. TOP-DOLLAR.  But you did clearly say you had NOTHING ELSE TO DO.  And there still is that little matter about 25.00 dollars per hour! . . .So you yell HEY! When do i get paid!  And i better not be the only one here! I thought there would be competition”! You door unlocked and opened. You step out into a huge room three times larger than the gym where you went to school.   “Wow”! You see all the stuff to help you work on your body, you don’t even see all the other people stepping out into this space.

My Weight Loss Coach

My Weight Loss Coach (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A whistle blows . . .Calling everyone’s attention  to the guy who offered this great-job. Twenty-Five dollars an hour for eight hours a day and NOTHING ELSE!, to Lose or Gain weight. Then the silent is broken by another one of you, asking.  ” Am i allowed to change my mind? ,  i can lose weight on my own”.   Then someone else asked. “What is this place”?  Another question was asked and you are getting impatient, you want this job!  You yell out.  ” Let him talk”!. This starts a tiny riot. The whistle blew three-time and everyone grabbed hold of their ears.  Nice and quiet now though. The man talked. The job was for six months & did indeed pay top dollar, 25 of them per hour. hardcore eight hours per-day, timing in and timing-out, the man pointed to a large time-clock on the wall behind them. Beside the clock was a Large cork-board holding small envelopes with a name on a time-card, which were put into categories of fat and lean, to lose weight or to gain weight.  Nice board. The whistle blew and you all put your attention back to this man telling you, “ you wavered your rights at the door.   You all now work for me, but for you and nobody-else.  You will get paid  by the hours you actually do put into yourself on the day of the six months you signed for. Your cells, rather rooms, i like to call them were locked for your own protection. Now that you are fully awake and understand what is going on, it will be up to you should you want your door locked, which in this case you will be given your very own key. Should you choose to keep your door unlocked you will not get a key and we, i will not be responsible should any harm or thievery come your way. You have your choise choose wise as some people  do  steal.  You will find some of you will be given helpful secret hints on how to lose or gain weight depending on how hard some of you work, like,  a bonus per say. Any questions“?

Weight gain can be a problem in older or seden...

Weight gain can be a problem in older or sedentary dogs, which in turn can lead to heart and joint problems. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You start to think again this time you are thinking . . .Does anyone know we are here? Where is here? Six months? What did i get myself into? But the whistle blew and you all looked at the guy who was not a guy at all. Where did he go? Now  standing with the whistle is a really hot chick holding envelops telling you all the rules and what you will find in your rooms, like a stove and fridge and washing apparatuses, everything a home would need. She goes on to tell them when she arrived she weighed 226 pounds and very unhappy. That one day she found herself wishing she had all the time in the world to work on herself and nothing for anyone else and work on her body getting paid top-dollar to earn a living taking care of herself instead of everyone-else. Now she works here she chose to keep this job while others like her chose to do the job and leave.

English: A Canadian four dollar bill issued in...

English: A Canadian four dollar bill issued in 1882. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This all sounds good but you still wonder who will miss me?  Six months? ,  And who are these other people, 25.00 dollars an hour?  Holy shit . . .When i get out i will be a rich-man, i will be a new-man. You open your envelope as she continues to talk. Lucky you, you were given a clue. This being the first eight-hour hardcore work out plan just for this day and any other day you choose to use again.  

You walk to the very nice cork-board finding your name timing in.

 I would tell you this secret but you are not in the club.

 Would you join this work force?

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“Get fat on Lorings Fat-ten-u and corpula foods”; “Advertisement showing young woman with package of Loring’s Fat-Ten-U food tablets and package of Loring’s Corpula, a fat-producting food.” Color lithograph (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 Can you picture all that?

 

 

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WATER METERS/LUCYANNA/AND THE LAW/SAD BUT TRUE

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Hello form Lucyanna. [Lucky you]  I got some blabbing to do.

What i am about to tell you is  REAL, something that i know . . . BUT.  In the end it is you who decides what is REAL

ALL HOUSES -HOMES-have to have water meters installed. BY THE YEAR 2015. [there may be a slight mistake in the date]. Maybe , by a year, 2013-2016, So you might want to inquire about that . . .Should you live in a certain,  city call and ask.

But this is the LAW,  that was passed a while back. Someone told to me, so i had a  water meter  installed, but that was two years ago, so i forgot about it,  until last week.    Two CITY WORKERS,  knocked on my door, they came to  make sure i indeed had this water-meter, and had to see that it was installed.  They read codes taking  down numbers insuring it will be a “working water meter” that the city will measure how much water leaves this house per day times that per month, that is what i will pay. Have a good day.

UP COMING EVENTS

For any person not owning[buying],a water-meter and having it installed now! . . .? Will end up RENTING the water-meter, from the city and PAYING sir-charge. GET THE PICTURE? ,  [owners pay once  renters pay twice].  Can’t get any simpler than that.

Go buy a water-meter and have it installed. It will be the law that has been passed. It’s coming at last.  But picture this  . . .What if i’m very wrong about the date,  and it was passed for,  2014?    That is next year.   Two  hundred and something days away from this day . . .APRIL 10, 2013.

This is where you decide whether you believe this POST to be of REAL. That a bill has been passed for the city to make sure every home has a WORKING WATER-METER INSTALLED. You don’t have long to BUY ONE and you may end up RENTING.

Should you not take this POST AS REAL, what are you going to do? , what are you going to say? , i should have  listened to Lucyanna?, Big babies now . . .It’s the law, a bill has been passed, i’m just passing it along.

WHEN A BILL IS PASSED: It takes a long while, before it actually comes into effect. I’m just saying. look it up on your computer, for your community, if there is a WATER-METER INSTALLATION LAW, in your area, comming into effect.    There is one in my area, they came the other day,two city workers checking the water-meter’s installation,making sure it will work well, stamped with approval, then they left.

 I NOW WONDER HOW MUCH THIS IS GOING TO COST ME . . .I USE A LOT OF WATER. I HAVE THIS PHOBIA THING. What will i do with little water. Oh and P> S> Can i get sued for talking about the city? You know how it goes . . .Picture this . . . Next thing i know,  there is another knock on the door and in come two more city workers, but not city workers.  City-cityworkers,  and they hold up and out in front of my face,  a copy of this blog, post, this warning about how you people are about to get tapped. What then? I will have to have my super sonic brainbreak and escape, but not alone . . .A spray of bullets follow a foot behind me, i trip and fall, bullets fly on by, blasting holes in my hall-way wall, made by my fall. So i get mad. That is my wall. So i get up, and stare them in the face and say so what so i warned people to get a water-meter so they would not have to pay twice. But the two City-city workers did not care what i said.  They come at me anyway . . . But i  put my hand out and yelled wait! I have to tie my shoe-lace, if you touch me while i tie my shoe-lace i will kill you.    Really . . .To my surprise,  they believe me, probably cause i am in my super sonic brainbrake mode, and they think i’m nuts.They go away and leave me alone.

Holy . . .You people are on your own. I’m outta here. Nice chatting to you, don’t forget the water-meter is coming into effect,sad but true.

ISTALLED WATER-METER

JOKES FUN SILLY

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Knock  knock

Who’s there

I said who’s there…………………………………………………..What kind of a gay joke is that.

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accidents with steamships in Bristol (Photo credit: brizzle born and bred)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Run hop skip jump,  Sally slapped Sue…………………….Say this five times.

Silly Sally

Silly Sally (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Red-Rover, red-rover, red-rover, blue van, white car. Yellow school bus……………………Sitting at a stop sign.

English: Youths playing the Red Rover game.

English: Youths playing the Red Rover game. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WISDOM is wise,  it comes with age,  so do wheel-chairs.

USS Red Rover by F. Muller

USS Red Rover by F. Muller (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

MY HEAD HURTS- JUST A TEST FROM THEDOGHOUSE

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My head hurts as i am doing my best to find how to use some of WordPress’ features that allow one to pick from certain pictures that they give you . . . But i can not do this or find this and i am not any good at following instructions unless someone is standing in front of me pointing out things.

 Should one ask . . .Would you like it if i did this for you?   YES! would be the answer. My head hurts.

I WISH I HAD STAYED IN SCHOOL AND LEARNED HOW TO FOLLOW WHAT SEEMS TO BE EASY STEPS IN CHANGING SET-UPS.

BACK TO SCHOOL

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BACK TO SCHOOL

This is a very good thing to be doing in order to maintain your position in life.    WHY!    Why is this a good thing to have to go to school, especially,  if you are a person who hates school and learning.

especially if you are a person who can’t get along with other school goers.

BACK TO SCHOOL

Doing your true best to get the highest scores and getting closer to becoming what you want to be making lots of dollars when you are done of school.

Back to school to be with your friends, learning together and giving each other a helping hand as good friends do.

Back to school, fun days are over, using your brain,  gather information,  to gain you access to the working world of everyday living when you reach the age of majority. There you will find you need to be paying into an old age pension, and this they do not teach you.

When you are of age to work and out of school you will need a job that pays into a pension plan for you. This way when you are old and can not work or you wish to retire, you will get monthly checks from this pension you paid into by going to school and learning HOW TO GET ALONG WITH OTHER PEOPLE, and getting a good education.

BACK TO SCHOOL boys and girls. You only do it once so do it right.  SCHOOL EDUCATION PENSION

 

WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HEARD

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When you don’t want to hear what you heard,  happens, it is hard to forget, also hard not to think about what you heard.

Hearing something that we do not need to know, in a  fashion which can, will and does cause trouble for anything, instantly puts you,  at being an a compliance to something. 

Tell that to a JUDGE . . .Well your honor i heard them say blah blah but it had nothing to do with me.  So sir i kept my mouth shut.   Then the JUDGE says stuff like . . .

  • So you let that house get robbed
  • So you let that kid get beat up after school because it was none of your business
  • So yo let those three villains go and murder that family because it was none of your business.

Then you say stuff like.

  • No, sir i didn’t want any of those things happen to me in the way of,  i did nothing,  in my life up until this far, to cause any acts of  harm come my way.
  • No sir, i had already stated in signed confession that my life and the life of my family would perish should i whisper any word of this, that you are forcing me to do. But i Love my family and my life and this is not any of my business.

Don’t matter to the judge any . . .You are going down. There is NO ignorance to the LAW! They will not have it. The law is the law and you should have told. Cause now you are locked up for being a coward and your family is out there unprotected.

ALL BECAUSE YOU HEARD SOMETHING YOU DID NOT WANT TO HEAR.

But hear this . . .When you don’t want to hear what you heard you have a lot of thinking to do. And here are some of the things you should be thinking of.

  1. Was the stuff  you heard in any way dangerous to take  a life.
  2. Was the stuff you heard just bad stuff about someone, even a friend or a sister, brother, Mother and Father, uncle aunt or anyone! 
  3. Was the stuff you heard about you.

Lots to think about . . .But not to,  run,  and blab your mouth off.  Then people have names for you like . . .Blabber-mouth, rat, two-faced, untrustworthy, and i am sure there plenty more name calling when you snich. Get it? SNICH.

And if you take [snich] and re-letter the word you will get CHINS.  This is the place you may take the old, left hook, right, hook, for blabbing in the first place.

When you don’t want to hear what you heard, especially when you hear someone call out something like, hey, look . . .See that girl/guy over there.  And they point and of course you look and see it is your sis/bro. So now you want to hear something you wished you never heard. Because now you don’t look at your sister/brother, like a sibling anymore, you look at them like a stranger, and they don’t know why and you are not about to tell them as you are now shamed to let them know that you now know.     See how that works?   But there are some people out there that will hear something that wished they never heard and go right up to their brother/sister and tell them they indeed know and now want to know  WHY?

When this kind of confronting what you did not want to hear happens, some sisters/brothers, are happy the ice is broke and will talk about things or they will not say two words about it and they are now angry you know and now none of you are speaking to each other, you are just both harbouring bad mojo.

When you don’t want to hear what you heard it is hard to act excited.{Fifty people yell},  HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And you say . . .yeah, yeah i heard you were coming, gotta beer? surprize . . .

When you don’t want to hear what you heard and you make something else up,  well that is just rotten of you.

Besides,  you add one more thing to the Judge . . .How does anyone really know what they just heard is real, unless you know exactly what is going on before and after the fact, in the first place. For all i know,  someone was reading a book out loud to a friend, or students could have been acting out a play, they had a part in,  at school. Or someone is telling somebody about a movie they saw and i happened to be along and over heard stuff.

Just what do you do when you don’t want to hear what you heard.

NESTING

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Nesting is a form of preparing for mother hood by women bearing a child or by animals and birds, all getting ready to have a clean nest, ready for the birth. So let them do all the cleaning and preparing they want,  while you rest.

Sure, it is okay if you ask if help is required, other than that, stay out-of-the-way . . .Especially if this nesting mother is dangerous or not, being human or animal. All pregnant things can be scary when it is nearing the end, the nesting stage.

Of course,  this little learning lesson,  is about some humans in their nesting stage. If they want to be on their hands and knees washing the floor . . .LET THEM. Asking,  to do the floor washing for them,  can be harmful,  to your health.

If you know anyone nesting,  just remember to offer them something to eat,  instead of wanting to do their work.   Sure ask if help is wanted, and nothing more.

 

IN THE VOID – BY SANYAVERO

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    Regions of the cerebral cortex associated with pain. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

    What can i do, what can i say, my heart cries for you every day.

  • Illuminating empty pictures of a dead Love gone away, empty years searching.
  • Blind memories of endless Love,  empty cradle,  waits for me.

Cause in the void,.  Empty vast-ness-se of pain,…My heart desire,. Crying out, unto him,.  I call your name, just the same from his name.

Cause in the void, the void of Love,…The void of pain,…

Cause in the void,…The pain of love,…Has no end.

  • What can i do, what can i say, my heart cries,… For you.
  • Painting pictures, empty pictures, of you and dead Love.
  • The cradle rocks, it calls my name, black memories  flood in.   

Cause in the void,. Empty vastness,… Of pain,…My heart desire,. Crying out, unto him,. I call your name,  just the same from his name.

Cause in the void, the void of Love,…The void of pain,…

Cause in the void,…The pain of Love,…Has no end.

Stop Crying Your Heart Out

Stop Crying Your Heart Out (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • I need each day, i need these minutes, to fade away.
  • I need the light, i need strength, i need to break this void away.
  • Smash darkened walls,.. Burn down it all,.. Build new days.

Cause in the void, the black void i melt away,. My heart desires,.turned to dust, it’s time to go.

Cause in the void,. The dead Love cries, out my name,..The void of pain,  the void of pain, calls out unto him., save my soul,  keep me whole,  change my light.

Cause in the void, the black memories,..Endless vastness-es are cold.

Cause in the void, the room for you,..Cause in the void, the place you choose,..Cause in the void,.. You blew away. Cause in the void i can’t stay.

In the void.           In the void.             In the void.            Empty Void.    EMPTY VOID,.. Void.

There you have it,  another song by:  SANYAVERO  to  STEPHEN STAINES/IN THE VOID.

Odd how they share with me and i them . . .I wonder if they know i share with you?

Picture this . . .I GET IN TROUBLE   Because of you once again . . .Or was that in THEDOGHOUSE/signed and paid for, for another year . . .Just incase you care. hat and no-names.org   One more year of us . . .YIPPEE and to bad for you.

I figure if THETALER does not tell you,  who will?  Kind of like,  especially if it is, only i, the one who knows?  Right?    Right.  Besides, what harm do i pose to anyone, none.

But should you think to take this literature that which is not yours you had better think before you leap or you will be sure to weep and weep. This material belongs to STEVEN STAINES from SANYAVERO.  This is just an introduction may you one day want to hear it sung.

It’s mean guitar gut and all aquatic string. It pounds so hard the roof will fall, as he sings it big and large.  Because in the void,  the large black void, there is room for voice to yell and voice to scream.

PICTURE THIS . . .In a dream,  you are alone in the black,  the black is your light,  and you are there,  calling out.   Empty space drifts by nothing holds, your still alone. No one comes,  no one hears,  no one is there.  BUT YOU CALL ALL ALONE TO FILL THE VOID. You can’t stop calling,  it is days now, and now its years, still the void is unfilled so you can’t leave, until its full of empty dreams and broken hearts. Until you’re told you are done,  to make a new start.

It's a Condition

It’s a Condition (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

But if no one is there,  who can tell you to wake up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT EXCUSE DID YOU USE NOW

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Uncle Jim with Deer

Uncle Jim with Deer (Photo credit: gem66)

Excuse excuses. What excuse did you use now.

What are EXCUSES?  They are,

  1. Reasons
  2. Answers
  3. Escapes
  4. Trouble
  5. Beating around the bush one would say.
  6. LIES.

LAME answers for reasons to escape loopholes you find yourself in.

JUST TELL THE TRUTH so the question does not come back at you again.  That way you feel good about yourself and not feel bad about the dumb excuse you came up with. Because now you have to remember the excuse you gave. EXCUSE ME? Pardon me. what!

If you are going to use an excuse or have to use an excuse, then tell the real reason, because after a while people or friends will not believe you.

What excuse did you use now . . .Picture this.

Mom, Dad, i can’t go to Uncle Lou’s this weekend with you. The teacher gave us an assignment that we have to hand in Monday.  But, Mr. & Mrs. Pettlenots said i could stay  the week-end with Lucy/ Bob and study. Mrs. Pettlenot will even take us to the library and pick us up. {As you hand over the fake note}, you say,  She wrote, but really it was Lucy/bob. You become more a liar and now have to lie some more. Because the phone number was not put on the paper and now you have to get the phone number,  in hopes your parents don’t want to call and talk to these fake people. WHY FAKE?  Because you’re so called friend made them up thinking it was funny, and not thinking about your parents asking questions about, who are these people.

Now you have to come up with more lame excuses, and reasons and answers as to why they gave no phone number and how come you never spoke of the Pettlenots before and where do they live? So you say . . .Mom,  dad, don’t you want me to pass? Then dad wants to know just what is the assignment on.  Well now . . .What did you just get yourself into. Because now Mom and Dadwant to postpone the trip because they want you, to pass, with flying colors.   THINK . . .lets hear the excuse now.

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English: A novel excuse for non-attendence at Sunday services (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

EXCUSES always seem to catch up with you one way or the other. The truth is so easy and over with.   Sure sometimes the truth hurts,  but that is life, and giving birth hurts,  but Mothers do it,  again and again. So enough with your lame excuses and get to school or go to your Uncle’s or get a job or what ever else comes at you.  Forget the excuse and tell the truth and things will get easier for you.