ABOUT QUESTIONS [people ask them], a lot. This is a good thing to do in life as it is our answered QUESTIONS getting us through each day. Take this test, for instance. Try to get through one whole day without asking a QUESTION. Any question will do. It only takes one question to LOSE the test.
We as a human race are the one’s who get to speak, talk words, not howl or bark or tweet. {One may even say}, 50/50 in asking questions. Though quite sure the scores go lower for 50, on the nun questioning minority side. But even then . . .QUESTIONS win. We live in a world of questions.
How do we find or get answers to our questions.THIS DEPENDS.
Some questions are called old-school, these are simple to answer.
- Well how come i have to go to bed early and they don’t.
- Answer: You were the only one on the war-path, hit the sack.
- Why is the sky blue.
- Answer: Looks pretty grey to me. Now go sit down.
Then you have QUESTIONS LIKE THIS:
- If the earth stopped turning would it fall out of the sky.
- Answer: It all depends. Where does the sky end. And how would we know the earth is falling in the first place. Would we be tipping from side to side? What kind of question is that anyways . . .Get out of here, go play. I’m not a scientist, go ask your TEACHER.
- If all components in gravity died would we float in space.
- Answer: No. We would be sucked in as well. Oh my GOD . . .If it is GRAVITY pulling us to stay this PLANET EARTH, and somehow gravity vanished, I guess we would float away wouldn’t we. You better ask your teacher.
QUESTION OF THE DAY
- When you close your eyes can you see your skeleton inside.
- ANSWER: Ask me later. I have no time right now, i have dishes to do, and i got to get at my writing.
- Is it waiting for you to tell it to move.
- Answer: You gotta problem going on in your head there boy. What’s with all the questions. You think were going to die and your skin is all going to fall off and we will just be people of bone. Bone people? Why don’t you just go play and let me get the dished done and then you can ask all the questions you want. We’ll have a good time. So get out of here.
- HOW COME YOU DRESS LIKE THAT!
- answer:Never did know how to dress to catch the wandering eye, just got dressed.
You look funny.
Cause i’m unfashionable. I got no style.
- Whats unfashionable style.
- Answer: What you are. How you like to look. This is my style. Unfashionable dress with unfashionable apron. Now go on, go do anything else, so i can get the dishes done. Where is your ipod?
Look at that, most of the answers are QUESTIONS.




