Well well, an ad was placed in the News Paper, it read . . .[ Paying cash for the following coins & currency]
It showed the front and back of 36 different coins for Canada . . .And 12 coins [ front & back] for the United States.

i will give you max amount of dollars
The thing is, the amount of money offered in payout if you had these coins in your possession. Did I? Did i have any of these coins? I was going to find out. I have a cup with about 50 or 60 coins in it. But where was that cup . . .I had to find it, i very well could be sitting on a fortune. So off i went rummaging through my home looking for a cup with old coins.
Like a mad bull in heat, i went through cupboard after cupboard, closet after closet, searching for this old plastic cup, off an old lost thermos. What the hey man . . .According to this News Paper, i figured i had at least 1,800 dollars coming to me with just the one coin. [ The Buffalo Nickles ] I had one buffalo nickel in that cup. WHERE IS THAT CUP! My daughter thought i was nuts and didn’t care to help look. She
laughed several times telling me i was acting like a lunatic. [What ever ] I like money like everyone else and i don’t have money like everyone else . . .But i have this coin, where. Wow 1,8oo. have you any idea how hard and long i have to work to make that kind of money?
You got it sister, 6 & 1/2 weeks. But it all goes to bills not even food . . .Yes i eat . . .bread, cheese, peanut butter, coffee. My daughter gets the food and she cooks and sometimes i eat her food, but i LOVE BREAD and CHEESE and that is what i look like, rising bread. But with a smile. What ever . . .Here was my chance to sell a coin and get 1,800 dollars, if i can find that cup. { Maybe the cup is with my wallet} My daughter said. This was her only offered help into this matter. Funny she thought as my wallet is lost in the house too. Not really a big deal though as th only thing in the wallet is my birth certificate . . .I guess it is not really that funny, because we need these papers.
I think i looked over the house for about an hour now and figured it was time to stop. I was getting tired of all the mess i was making all over the house, looking for something i, put away. I hate looking for something i put away . . .I can never find these things again. So i went to my computer room as i had enough and figured i am not ment to have money. Just one of those things in life.
And look at that . . .That plastic cup is sitting up on the book-case. YES! rolling in the dough now. laugh away little sister . . .I got coin. So i went for the stepping stool retrieving the cup and sat down with the News Paper and dumped the contents of the cup on the table. Well well well well well . . .I had over 7,000 dollars in coin, seven coins, sitting on the table from in that cup according to the paper. Holy man i was rich . .

Do what you got to do
.seven thousand dollars or more. So i phoned my other daughter asking if she want to take me to this place and she said yes, nice baby girl . . .She loves her mom, me.
So off we went . . .Coin in pocket and delirious with the thought of money and what i was going to do with it. It wasn’t that hard to figure, it was the Christmas season and gift giving was all i had in mind. AWESOME.
NOT AWESOME . . .They said my Buffalo nickel had four legs and they were looking for a three-legged. They said all this other stuff about the rest of my coin as well. I went there with, two dollars and three cents in old coin and could have come home with not quite seven dollars. I chose to come home with my old coins and learned a valuable lesson . . .MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL . . .

What will you do for me
Look what i did to find a few old coins worth nothing hoping for something, when i already have something . . .A home over my head and two Grandchildren.
THE END
AND THEN . . .I have this old gravy dish . . .