REFRIGERATORS AND THE NEEDY

So i did my best to give away a christmas gift which was and is a refrigerator to a needy family. I thought this would be a nice thing to do . . .It turned into a headache. How was i going to find a family in need of a fridge. Awe the phone book.

So i called the FIRE DEPARTMENT. I figured they would know of a family in need. But they did not. But they did direct me to calling habitants for humanity, these people do this sort of thing. No they don’t . . .They will take it and sell it and donate the money to help have homes build in another country.  Okay nice, but there has to be a family in need that lives in the same country that i do.

This Habitat directed me to calling CHURCHES. YES ! why did i not think of that? DUH!  So i called ten [10] CHURCHES.

THIS BLEW MY MIND THAT A CHURCH DID NOT KNOW OF A FAMILY OR MOST OF THE CHURCHES DID NOT ANSWER THEIR PHONE

I was running out of ideas . . .AWE THE RADIO STATION.  Cool they announced over the air ways tell the people of my offering. Free Christmas Refrigerator for a needy family.  Thank-you.

Then someone mentioned calling the SCHOOLS. YES!  Why did i not think of that!  Schools always know who needs what with family’s. But no luck as of yet.

But then the phone rang . . .Someone hearing about my Christmas gift called and needs this refrigerator. YIPPIE!   Such a hard thing to do! [Find a family in need]. How is this possible we do not know of the needy?

 

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SOMETIMES WE NEED THIEVES

Sometimes we need thieves?  Yes,  and according to the BIBLE, God used them too.

They taught me this in SUNDAY SCHOOL

ECONOMY AND THE DENTIST

What do the two have to do with each other?

ECONOMY-PROFIT

DENTIST-TEETH

Well there you have it,  they both take money.

Some people are afraid of how the ECONOMY of their country is run, where other people don’t even think about the economy, and are afraid of the DENTIST. They both can hurt you in many different ways. But it is the dentist that is up most and personal. IN YOU’RE MOUTH IN YOU’RE FACE.  Where as the ECONOMY is all around you never touching you, just your pocket-book.

Sure the Economy wears us and tears us down  but the DENTIST drills holes in your teeth and sometimes makes mistakes.

Which is worse . . .Economy or Dentist.

Economy does not care about the people and some dentist do not care about the people. They are even in that way of not caring.  They both take our money.

But WAIT A MINUTE . . .They do care or they would not,  think of more ways to get our money.

Economy and the Dentist walking hand in hand squeezing out the pay checks  feeling proud and grand. Economy and the Dentist look like you and me only thing is ECONOMY.

 That is why they sell cigarettes to keep our teeth green. The Dentist will clean that right up for handsome fee.

 

 

STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BE A BULLY

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Politics (Photo credit: Lst1984)

Has non-bullying people got in your way of bullying? Well stand up for your rights to be a bully.

That is it . . .All bullies should ban together and stand up for their rights.

OH WAIT A MINUTE! . . .You bullies have no rights.

Oh yeah . . .Yes you do . . .What are we thinking . . .Every time you bullies get hurt, hurting someone you take them to court.

Picture this . . .One master bully and his/her two side-kicks waited after school to have fun with the new kid.  It was not long a wait until this new kid turned the corner, stepping off the school grounds to cross over, cutting through the long strip of trees, taking the short way home.   This short way home proved to be almost fifteen  minutes faster for the kid.  Of course unknown to the kid he/she was being watched for the last few days by these bullies as they zeroed in on the kid when he/she started at the school.

The build up of excitement in each of the bullies,  grew,  the closer the kid got to them . . .Then BAM! . . .Just like that without warning, a bucket of shit came down all over the kid. Well the air as full of loud laughter and high fives all around. Yippee. Then they tossed, rather kicked, the kid into the ravine as they called and laughed pointing fingers telling the kid to wash he/she smells like shit.  So much fun . . .See ya tomorrow.

It’s a nice thought to think at times tomorrow never comes.

The kid was not a swimmer at all. But he/she struggled and fought and got out of the water,  climbed back up the embankment and placed his/her fist into the eye of the biggest bully there . . .Awe . . .Ouch why did you do that . . .I did not hit you. Oh yeah? You just wait the bully said . . .

That evening the police showed up to the kids home and arrested the kid and he is being charged with violence and will carry this record, all his/her life, and the bully get off scott free with pay at that . . .Need less to say the bully’s are still having their fun and he/she is doing community work after school for 18 months.  So . . .

Stand up for your rights to be a bully