GET IT NICE AND MUSHY AND WE WILL EAT IT

Yeah, what life tosses at us on a whole is sometimes rough on us. Things like a house burns down, your boat sunk fifty-feet from shore and you are terrified of sharks or your best friend jumped off a bridge, your  car breaks down in the middle of no-where and you suck at directions or you have a dentist appointment.

English: RIVAS, Nicaragua (June 24, 2011) Capt...

English: RIVAS, Nicaragua (June 24, 2011) Capt. Wendy Boruszewski, a dentist from San Diego, ensures a patient’s dentures fit properly at the Humberto Mendez Rivas medical site during a Continuing Promise 2011 community service event. Continuing Promise is a five-month humanitarian assistance mission to the Caribbean, Central and South America. (U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Courtney Richardson/Released) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Lets talk about dentists for a moment.

They are not well liked by many people and they are associated with PAIN.

They talk to you asking question you can’t answer because the dentist has their hands in your mouth. They laugh and make-up their  own answer for you, mostly getting the answer wrong making you speak seal-talk.

They have needles!   That go in your mouth!

They twist and they pull and you can’t feel a thing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IN YOUR MOUTH

A maxillary denture.

A maxillary denture. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This is a place where we put our food that we need to eat to stay alive and healthy, but not when all your teeth got pulled. At once. Can’t eat for days, especially if you have no dentures and there will be no dentures in your near future. You are eating jars of  baby food for the first several weeks or close to it. You are starving somewhat of malnutrition.

 

 

 

CHRISTMAS DINNER

The time arrived for gatherings of families and friends, children all screaming out joys of their Christmas toys.  The

English: A group of children at Christmas dinner.

English: A group of children at Christmas dinner. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

air-filled with the smell of turkey and stuffing, with the supper smells tickling your  palate. You Love our gifts but you are not satisfied your starved. It has been three weeks and the best you can do is suck on straws.

 

 

 

 

 

PROTEST

Time to find a chair, take a seat at the dinning room table. The lay-out of food is a wonder to the eye.  So much food all at one meal. people and children start to dig in, pass me this and pass me that and hand-in-hand criss cross all around. You had enough. You protest! What is wrong with you now they all wonder, why don’t you eat!  I protest that too,  you tell them. You all know i just had all my teeth pulled i can’t even chew on shit, but you get it nice and mushy and we will eat it.

Shark Teeth

Shark Teeth (Photo credit: compujeramey)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BLENDERS

For when you feel mushy, they come in handy, and no house should be without one.

A blender will get food nice and mushy.

Mouli-Baby, a small food mill

Mouli-Baby, a small food mill (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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HE SAID SHE SAID

It is such a nice day out what do you feel like doing.

What do i feel like doing?

Well yeah.

Nothing . . .I’m to lazy.  I have to do dishes.

What if i do the dishes. Would you feel like going somewhere then?

Unwashed dishes in a sink; an authentic situation.

Unwashed dishes in a sink; an authentic situation. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

She looked at him . . .Why do you wanna go anywhere.

It’s just a nice day. It is nice to get out.

Well then do the dishes and go out.

He did. She was happy to watch a movie and relax.

BLUEBERRY BANGBELLIES . . .

If you happen to love eating cake, warm cake, hot cake even and blueberries then you have come to the right place.  This recipe is older than the hills in my family, plus if the blueberries is not what you want in your hot, warm, cold cake, then any other cook-able fruit is available.  Good thing is, it does not take long to make.  It is necessary that you cook this in a medium-sized pot with a good heavy lid.  YOU NEED THE STEAM KEPT IN THE POT> cooks the dough.

FIRST YOU BOIL ON THE STOVE TWO CUPS OF BLUEBERRIES  nice cleaned ones.   [ or any other fruit]  with one half cup of sugar or less, depending on how sweet you want it. You can put more if you want   but yuck . . .WHILE this is getting ready to boil . . .Do this.

For the cake-ish part all you need is:

1.   two cups of flour mixed with

2.  four tea-spoons of baking powder mixed with

3.  one half tea-spoon of salt . . .MIX IT ALL TOGETHER IN THE SAME LARGE BOWL

Then . . .cut  in  with two knives,  one-quarter cup of shortening.  This means quickly slice the  block of shortening sitting in the MIXTURE of the dry ingrediance until the size of peas, then add one cup of milk and mix with a fork until the dough is smooth, then take  tablespoons  of the mixture and drop them into the now boiling pot of berries [fruit] COVER with the tight lid and  . . .

Cook on stove for 15  minutes, turn stove off letting the pot sit for ten minutes still covered then EAT.

Don’t forget . . .YOU NEED THE STEAM TO STAY IN YOUR POT WHILE IT COOKS.

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

one large cooking pot holding eight to ten cups of water. Start boiling the water adding.

1. one chopped onion
2. two choppedd carrots
3. two chopped celery sticks
4. 3/4 cup of chopped chicken
Let it boil for twenty minutes and then add two large table spoons of chicken broth and one table spoon of parcely and your noodles.
Let that boil for twenty more minutes turning the heat down to a simmer for a while then eat . . .YUM
P.S. . . .It doesn’t have to be a hard boil.