Yeah, what life tosses at us on a whole is sometimes rough on us. Things like a house burns down, your boat sunk fifty-feet from shore and you are terrified of sharks or your best friend jumped off a bridge, your car breaks down in the middle of no-where and you suck at directions or you have a dentist appointment.
English: RIVAS, Nicaragua (June 24, 2011) Capt. Wendy Boruszewski, a dentist from San Diego, ensures a patient’s dentures fit properly at the Humberto Mendez Rivas medical site during a Continuing Promise 2011 community service event. Continuing Promise is a five-month humanitarian assistance mission to the Caribbean, Central and South America. (U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Courtney Richardson/Released) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Lets talk about dentists for a moment.
They are not well liked by many people and they are associated with PAIN.
They talk to you asking question you can’t answer because the dentist has their hands in your mouth. They laugh and make-up their own answer for you, mostly getting the answer wrong making you speak seal-talk.
They have needles! That go in your mouth!
They twist and they pull and you can’t feel a thing.
IN YOUR MOUTH
A maxillary denture. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This is a place where we put our food that we need to eat to stay alive and healthy, but not when all your teeth got pulled. At once. Can’t eat for days, especially if you have no dentures and there will be no dentures in your near future. You are eating jars of baby food for the first several weeks or close to it. You are starving somewhat of malnutrition.
The time arrived for gatherings of families and friends, children all screaming out joys of their Christmas toys. The
English: A group of children at Christmas dinner. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
air-filled with the smell of turkey and stuffing, with the supper smells tickling your palate. You Love our gifts but you are not satisfied your starved. It has been three weeks and the best you can do is suck on straws.
PROTEST
Time to find a chair, take a seat at the dinning room table. The lay-out of food is a wonder to the eye. So much food all at one meal. people and children start to dig in, pass me this and pass me that and hand-in-hand criss cross all around. You had enough. You protest! What is wrong with you now they all wonder, why don’t you eat! I protest that too, you tell them. You all know i just had all my teeth pulled i can’t even chew on shit, but you get it nice and mushy and we will eat it.
Shark Teeth (Photo credit: compujeramey)
BLENDERS
For when you feel mushy, they come in handy, and no house should be without one.
A blender will get food nice and mushy.
Mouli-Baby, a small food mill (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
