BEING THE DOG THAT I AM I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

FUNNY

Being the dog that i am i thought it would be funny to get the dogs in the yard beside me barking like mad fools,  like i do at times . . .MOST OF THE TIME. { I’m always getting scowled at   get in the house}. Not this time.

An area had been cleaned of its debrise here at THEDOGHOUSE,  allowing  a two foot wide area of walking space, my space, NEW SPACE, UNEXPLORED SPACE.   WAGGY TAIL SNOOP AROUND YIPPEE. Two new yards [ Somebody elses dogs]on the other side of the fence that ARF ARF ARF  YAP YIP YAP at me.    So i woof  and  woof  woof woof !  Woof woof woof.   neighbours get up set    master scowles me.

  THAT I AM THE DOG THAT I AM     I

COULD smell the other two dogs    I wag my tail for master to let me out. Fallen leaves painted my way to sneak about     loud crunches under my paws    calls of something near   then  ARF ARF ARF   BOWOW BOWOW  BOWOW   AND    BORORORO   

THE DOG THAT I AM?

WOOF WOOF BOWOW LAY DOWN WAG MY TAIL BOWOW ARF WOOF WOOF. BOWOW.   WAGGING TAIL     HAPPY DOG.   WHERE’S  MY TREAT.

I thought that the dog in me would be that i am    But being the dog that i am   i thought it would be    That i am   the dog in me.

Wrap your brain around that. ARF ARF ARF BORORORO WOOF WOOF BUT NOT BOWOW. FORGET THE ARF. JUST WOOF WOOF.       IN THEDOGHOUSE IT’S WOOF WOOF.      ARF ARF BORORORO    IS KITTY STUFF.   WE WOOF WOOF. NOT BOWOW  OR  YAP YAPPY

BEING THE DOG THAT I AM I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

TO KEEP THINGS OUT

TO WATCH GUARD

TO GIVE CLEAR WARNING

TO  WOOF WOOF OUT 

TO BE FRISKY AND TO PLAY

So . . .Being the dog that i am i am playing,  being frisky,   having a grand old-time,  getting the dogs in trouble next yard   SMELL THEM OUT.

Then it’s, YIP YIP WAG WAG RUN ACROSS MY YARD SNIFF SNIFF HAPPY POUNCE  happy pounce. THE DOGS  NEXT YARD  IN great big TROUBLE  NOT ME.  NO WOOF WOOF JUST YIP YIP AND YIPPEE

Then it’s, WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF WOOF YUP THAT’S THE DOG IN ME.  LAY DOWN STOP   SIT AND STAY   RUN AND PLAY.

 I like the dog in me, that i am that i thought i would be. The dog that i am,   peed on the carpet   chewed a whole in the floor  ate the walls  lost your socks and buried your shoe.   I get the  left overs   get rub downs here and there     i’m a good boy.

BARK WOOF BARK AND WOOF WOOF WOOF      BARK BARK  WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF     WOOF  AND BARK   WOOF AND BARK.

So woof woof and woof off   let me be the dog in me    no arf arf   forget bowow  borororo      it’s woof for me    woof woof woof  more woof woof woof    woof  woof woof    woof woof  woof     woof woof  woof    woof  woof   one more woof.

I wag my tail proud and happy     my master looks out  at yip and yappy    Neighbours yell   master scowling   stop that barking! 

Now here I sit     my masters feet    proud and happy cause they are  still yip and yappy   bowow   and borororo    neighbours yell  masters scowl.

Good boy.

WHERE SHOULD I BE BY SANYAVERO TO MR. > STAINES.

I am where i want to be,  inside myself,  with me.

Sometimes it gets crowded with interruptions.

A little of me a little of you, bs  ds  xs   &  Es.

I like being by my self,  all alone in my head.

B      A      R      P       X,  Always  x’s,  &,  the wave-length.

I think i’ll go shovel dirt today, did i not put bags here.

Where should i be?  Scraping dog-shit,  with a little you in my head.

Laugh the memories, namely memories to many to be said.

A    P     R,   M  O Y,  B  A  R , got to get a bag, where should i be,  with you.

Now i have to go get a bag,  to pick up shit, before i can move on.

Inside myself answering questions of  b, a  r  e, &  the x, once again, f r g.  X and d, p and r, a b c, inside of me,  where should i be,   a little of you,  a little of me,  abc.   B  A  R,   P  &  X  , inside of me where should i be.

B  a  r, p e x, b  r p, inside of me,  where should i be.         Where should i be

I pick up dogshit,  thoughts of you,  inside my head.  I turn the corner, turning back to b a r p, with the x, frg, a r b. 

If  there’s mistakes,  a b c,  a r p.  For get the x,  remember e,  & b a p.  Where should i be, where should i be,  where should i be,  where should i be, a little you,  a little me,  cleaning dog shit,  x again,  in my head, alone with you.  In my head,  a b c once again.

THE WORDPRESS.COM BLUES

I feel it in the bottom of my rambling shoes i have this feeling called wordpress.com blues.

I have no  lithium   My camera don`t work  I can`t take pictures  My fingernails hurt  Dogs in the kennel  birds in the house   Monster snowflakes are falling   and i can`t get out. I have the wordpress.com blues.

 

People and their Dogs

So i went outside and said . . .Why do you come here and let your dog dirty on my yard.  The dog started barking at me showing his teeth.  So i said. What if i followed you to your home and dirty on your lawn.  The dog stopped barking at me and latched onto my leg humping.  What ever,  i said . . .Turned out the person was a deaf-mute and the dog was in heat.   I went back inside with a dirty scratched up leg and thankful it was not rabies.

It is nice to have dogs, pets of any kind as far as that goes.  But having a pet means you clean up after them and not leave the mess for other people to clean or step in it.  It is called courteous. I myself have two dogs and they dirty in my yard and I clean it, or they have their pen and I clean that too.

But to go outside and stand in someone else’s dog dodo is just nasty. Because

The dogs

I didn`t poop here did you

not only do i  have to clean up that crap, i have to wash my shoes, and be thankful i knew dog crap was on my shoes rather walk all over my home getting it all over my floors.

Besides the little children play outside, why should they play in somebody elses dog crap full of filthy flies.  Then you wonder why the kids are sick.

Tell you what i did though . . .I won enough money at the bingo and put up a fence.  Maybe people should care enough to walk with plastic bags,  when they take their dogs out.  And a lot of people do and a lot of people don`t.