Mom is drinking so get what you will. Make her sign papers and take a good picture if you will. But get what you will. Why abuse a good opportunity when you have it.
Ask her now . . .She will almost give you anything . . .if you are happy about it.
- MOMS are COOL if you let them be.
- Moms are mothers of you and me.
- Moms have lives just like you.
- Moms are people too.
We all have mothers, it is how we understand them and get to know them as people too, like you. Like me. She is somebody else too, she is her.
WHO IS SHE . . .MY MOM.
WHAT ABOUT MY MOM . . .She is my mom.
Well who are you . . .I am her son/daughter.
So who are you if not her . . .What is she.
YOUR MOM.
WHAT IS A MOM
A mother. A care taker. A teacher. A cook. A cleaner. A friend until the end.
Who ever ends it . . .The end. YOUR MOM once was a girl and a babe too who came from a mother how mothered her too, another mom.
Mom is drinking. Hey good time to see if you can get her to allow you stay out until 10:00 pm. Sounds like a good idea to me. But then if she is a smart drinking mom she will say no. WHY SAY NO? BECAUSE no matter what your mother is drinking and she still can see the light of things in her mind about how bad things can go wrong just snap right out of the blue . . .As her birth right your mother. She will always protect in your image like a mother bear and her cubs. As a loving caring drinking mother would say, no. Simple as that! WHY! WHy you ask . . .
Because you know bloody well know she would not let you had she not been having some drinks. SO THE LAMEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ANY ONE TO SAY ABOUT THEIR DRINKING MOTHER IS SHE SAID NO CAUSE SHE IS DRINKING. SHE SAID NO BECAUSE SHE IS THE MOTHER AND HAS EVERY RIGHT TO HAVE OR HAVE NOT HER CHILDREN RUNNING THE STREETS AT NIGHT, IN THE FIRST PLACE. you know it, i know it, we all know it. We choise not to want it. So we fight it and call her DRUNK drinking mother.
YOU can’t always get what you want is what it all boils down to. So there. Least we still try.
But only the smart of us will use this against our mothers that are drinking id to give her another and ask for new paint on the walls, and you paint it your self she just giggles and hands you the money thinking she is being smart and you really want the paint and you will paint it your self. Only thing is . . .If you ask her when she is not drinking . . .She will say no, can’t afford the money! What is money when you are drinking? NOTHING . . .Money becomes funny to mommies when they drink. AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT ALL HAPPY.
GET WHAT YOU WANT WANT WHAT WHAT YOU WILL WILL WHAT YOU WANT WILL WHAT YOU WANT WANT WHAT YOU WILL
BUT REMEMBER ONE THING YOU DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER NO SHE TELLS YOU NO. I BEG YOUR PARDON.
MOM IS DRINKING ask her for her spare room she is not using it is bigger for you . . .She will say YES/WITHOUT A BAT OF THE EYE not because she is drinking because this a safe mother bears comfort way of knowing you are indeed safe. YES PLEASE, TAKE THE BIGGER ROOM FOR YOU AND YOUR’S
And you think you are being smart getting all this because she is drinking ans she thinking how cunning she is still sheltering you in her way of mother bear hood. Hand her another drink and say thank-you. And to each of you none the wiser. Have another drink mom so we can talk longer mom i want to ask you something and it might take time to get you to really know what i want . . .Sure the mother thinks, the kid thinks they are going to pull a fast one . . .If it is a good one i will give in instantly. Sure kid get me another beer and entertain me. Look . . .YOU NOW BOTH ARE ON EASY STREET having a fun time chatting one thinking they the smarter. all the none wiser because that is what moms are. THEY LET YOU WIN CERTAIN THINGS GOOD IN LIFE/STAY SERIOUS ON OTHERS. MOTHERS. PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU.
EAT THE RICH . . .WHAT IS THAT ANYWAYS? SOMETIMES I THINK I REALLY DON”T WANT TO KNOW. This is one of the times.
LIKE WHAT YOU WILL WILL WHAT YOU LIKE That is life for the whole human race . . .So if the answer is no then the answer is no and nobody will tell you. you, have to like it . . .Because we know it won’t. But that is life. Yes or No. But hey while mom is drinking see if she will buy us a large pepperoni pizza.