FRANKENSTORM IN EFECT- 29/10/2012

Frankenstorm is in effect today, October 29, 2012.

The time is 3:49 PM and it has been quite windy for the last hour or so. The sky is one massive cloud of gray and blue with white streaks, rather dull i must say.  It is uncertain how windy and bad this storm will get.

Right now i have replaced my carved pumpkins and wondering if they are safe. They tell us it will be winds of a tornado. Well here you have it . . .My pumpkins!

SAVE US

 

Also we have several items of Halloween decor out there . . .What i am wondering is, why do we not have great walls of METAL surrounding the small town we are in?

What is my government doing for me concerning Life treating situations from other countries. My Pumpkins will die!

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NORTH POLE NEW YORK – FOR KIDS 25 YEARS AND UP

Saturday, October 27, 2001. NORTH POLE NEW YORK

The ferry came to a stop. The only vehicle on it got off, it is a red boom truck barring the name,

“TRANSCONTINENTAL POWER COMPANY”

A hydro crew was sent out in the middle of no-where to fix a blown out transformer. The truck started its way up to a mountain top.  The driver of the truck is JOE.  He is 46 and never been married. Joe Loved his job and took it quite serious. Joe worked as the head-man on the Hydro-Lines for the last twenty-six years and he planned to retire there. So in the mean-time he always got the out-of-the-way, in the middle of no-where jobs. But the money was great.

Then there is FRANK.  He is a 33-year old horn-dog,  he has been Joes grounds-man for the last six years. During these last six years,  Joe had to hear and see all of Franks vulgarities . . .Things like,  at the last Halloween work party. [Frank kept complaining he did not know what to show up as].  Finally Joe said. “You dumb ass, just come as you are.”  The night of the party, Frank showed up in a larger sized,  suite and tie . . .He had a pillow stuff under his shirt and whiskers painted on his face and big rimmed,  black glasses with a lime green cap, he even attached a large hand-made, home-made dick to the front of his pants, leaving it hang there. “What the hell.”  Joe shook his head . . .  “What,  i’m an old perverted fart, Frank told him.

That night Frank spent hours,  chasing behind the girls,  swinging his phony dick,  if that was not bad enough, someone sprayed silly string all over the girls, which caused Frank to chase after them more,  pretending to be jacking  off . Joe found this to be quite funny,  because of the silly string already hanging down off  the backs of some of the girls. This one girl did not know she had silly string hanging off the back of her head, she did not know Frank was pretending to be jacking off wildly behind her and she turned around. There he was,  jacking like a mad fool. The whole party near died with  laughter.       Joe always had plenty of fun with Frank.

Then there is DONNA . . .She is Franks girlfriend. He asked her to come along on this work trip, to keep him occupied  on the ground while Joe worked up on the transformer.   This is not the first time Donna went along for the ride.   She was a horn-dog just like Frank.   So every time the crew was sent far . . .Frank called Donna.

Donna was thirty years of age and beautiful to look at, she had huge boobs and long dark hair. Donna was loads of fun to be with,  even Joe liked her, he found her to be somewhat like a cool drink of water.   There for,  he always allowed her to come along . . .She spoke. “Holy i sure have to pee, are we almost there?” Both men looked at her when she spoke.

Just up a head a sign that sat practically covered by brush went unnoticed by them all . . .It read.

         45th PARALLEL                                  .                                        JURALLEL

< NORTHPOLE 3.107 MILES               .                         EQUATOR 3.107 MILES  >

 CLOSED    

 As the big truck continued up the mountain,  Frank winked at Donna while speaking to Joe. ” What do you say boss . . .We almost there? . . .My ass is sleeping.”  Joe stretched out his neck as if  trying to see around the curb on the road in front of them.  “Well its been around four hours now, we should be there soon enough. I could use a good piss myself.”

Not long after,  the truck finally came to a stop at the top of the mountain. It had been a four and one half hour drive up.

They all got out of the truck. Donna stretched out her body and shook out her legs. She placed her hands on the back of her neck and shoulders, twisting out all the kinks. “It feels good to get out and stretch.  Wow. would you look at this place. it is magnificent!  Where are we.” The wind gently blew across her face, while her long hair waved in the breeze, Frank made his way over to her, stretching out his body, stopping at her side. “You are in Santa’s Village baby.” He placed his hands around her waist, sliding one down to her buttocks. He spoke again.” And you are magnificent too, with your bustling bosoms and long dark hair surrounding your petit face.”  Frank  kissed her. He figured by bring her along it would make the day move faster and more fun for him.

Frank was all stocky, with red curly hair. Joe . . .well,  he is  as good-looking,  as a morning, on a winter’s day.(In the country). Joe was serious about his work, he got all the top jobs.

“Okay you two, you did that the whole time in the truck,  get with it, and let’s get started.”  Frank was Joes best friend outside of work and Joe was always seeing Frank and Donna mess around. But Joe would not allow this kind of behavior at work!  The last time they were messing around, it was up  in the cherry-picker, lines got cut . . .Somehow.

They all stood on the edge of the mountain  looking down and around themselves. Donna spoke again . . .Why in the world would a body put a transformer way out and  up here?”   Joe chuckled. “This is Santa’s village. You’ve never been here before? I thought everyone came here one time or other. At least heard about  it.”   “Nope.”  She turned to look behind her and gave a shudder as she gazed into the dark wooded area. “Santa’s village? . . .Are there any animals in there.”  Frank put his arm around Donna and gave a coy smile. “Hey baby don’t worry,  i’ll protect you. Bambi has nothing over me.”  Donna smiled back at him . . .” It just looks so creepy in there.” She stepped forward putting her arms around Franks waist. ” Well then my hero.”  She kissed him . . .” Take me to the lavatory, where i can relieve myself, it was a long ride.”

Joe was already on his way to the job-site. He put his head back as far as it would go, looking up. He raised his hand up over his face to block out the rays from the sun. Frank called out as Donna walked a head . . .” Hey, Joe . . .We’re just going to find a spot to relieve Donna.”  He chuckled.   “I think i will find a spot too.”        Joe’s eyes never left the job at hand, but he did answer. ” YEP! . . .I can just see it now . . .You two alone in there,  screwing your ass off for the next half hour. We came to work dammit! . . .I’ll go too in a minute. Then we start work. I want to be back on the road before dark fall.”

From inside the woods Donna called out.  Frank!  Come on! i don’t like it in here anymore. it’s to quiet for me.” she looked around.  “If i hear anything,  i’m freaking out! . . .”Besides.”  Her voice changed to that of a woman in heat. “You are wasting time.”   Frank clapped his hands together and started off in her direction. He could see she was standing over and  in front of him,  looking like a delicious dessert.   “DON”T MOVE!”  The sternest in his voice startled her, but he had a big smile on his freckled, rough face.  Twigs snapped under the weight of his feet as he made his way over to her, nothing else could be heard. Donna look around at all the emptiness surrounding her and up to the tall trees, then gazed at all the fallen dead trees on the ground and the ones that didn’t make it to the ground. She scanned the ground laden with leaves, it looked like a long quilted blanket as far as the eye could see.  She look and listened to the echoing coming from Frank’s footsteps.  Not one other sound could be heard. Donna looked back towards Joe to see what he may be doing, wondering if he might be making any sound which could be heard over the echoing snaps coming from Frank.  There was nothing.  Just creepy quite. Not a sound, just Frank making his way to her . . .”You know?”  She spoke as she started  to walk towards him. If it was not so creepy it would be fun to play a few games in here.? “  “Games?” Frank said . . .”What kind of games do you have in mind.” Donna laughed. ” You know, hide-and-seek, tag, and that other game . . .You know, here pussy-pussy.” she stopped and let Frank reach her.  Then she thought she did hear something, and turned watching behind herself.     SNAP    SNAP

She turned back to Frank hearing the small snapping of twigs and dries out leaves under his feet. Seconds later Frank’s voice broke her concentration. “Hey! . . .You okay? . . .You look spooked.”  He reached out to her, and she stumbled for words . . .”Uumm, no, no i just never been in the woods before.” Donna looked up and all around the area. She spoke. “It’s a whole new place in here. Beautiful, creepy and quite all at the same time.”

Frank was not really listening to Donna any more. He was busy touching and groping her small body up against his own. Frank was ready for his desert.  Then realizing her new situation , she gently knocked on his head. “Are you in there.” She giggled.    “Joe is going toooo” That was all she could say. Frank cut her off, cupping her small face in his hands and kissing her mouth.  “Don’t worry about Joe.” Then he kissed her again. “He is going to be busy for a while.”  He kissed her once more, this time she kissed him back.  Both lost in their own lust.  “Now what about this pussy-pussy game.” Frank’s lust was lust, while Donna’s lust was real, she truly had a special thing for Frank and only wanted to give to Frank.  Donna gently pulled away looking into his eyes, placing softly her one finger upon his lips. “Shhh.” She whispered. She, kissed him,  and once again,  they were lost in the lust of things.

Then.   SNAP . . .CRACK . . .

Both Donna and Frank tore away from each other, letting out echos of shilling  gasps of air-in-take.  Donna gave a shriek, when the quite broke open with the surprising graspy yell coming from Joe . . .”What the hell Joe . . .People can have heart attacks from shit like that.” Frank was a little testy.  ” I’ll tell you what the hell . . .Shit a god damned drum is blown out, an shes sixty feet up that blasted pole . . .Quit pissing around and get some god-damned work into ya! . . .The pair of you!”  Frank laughed out . . .”Relax you scared the piss out of Donna.” Then he laughed more,  as he too, had the shit scared out of himself.     “Bastard . . .You scared us!”  He looked down at Donna. “We better take that piss.”  They each did their thing behind a tree and left the wooded area.

Joe and Frank prepared for the job a head of them,  which was going to take a while, depending on what else was wrong up there. They placed the new drum in the bucket of the cherry-picker, along with the proper tools and insulated wires. Joe  strapped on his tool belt and climbed on in. Donna called out to Joe as she tossed over his gloves. “ Hey Joe, don’t forget your rubber.” They began to laughed. Frank called over to Donna. “I will have one.” He gave her a coy look, then said. “You better get in the truck where it is safe. Joe positioned himself in the front center of the bucket. She got in the truck, Joe took hold of the side rails, then called out. “Okay, take her up.” Donna sat crooked with her head and neck twisted, dent backwards, looking out and up the back window. Joe could have used his own controls in the bucket, but,  (they were out of control.) Time was not taken to make the re-pares on the buckets cable lines, which Frank accidentally cut. Joe called out again, this time louder over the noise of the boom trucks exhaust. “You better soon get these lines fixed.”

Then out of no-where a wisp of wind,  slapped the back of Joes head causing him to reach up grabbing hold of his helmet. Frank,  not completely ignoring Joe, who was telling him to fix the cable lines, yelled up. “ Are you going to yell at me the whole time we are here. Shut-up, i can’t hear you anyway.”  Joe stood up straight with a wondering look on his face. everything was calm as he searched the air and sky all around himself. He turned back towards Frank looking down,  and seeing he was much further up now,  there would be no point in yelling at him, as Joe would only end up calling out the same thing,  three or four times over,  even then would Frank hear him? He could not be bothered. Instead he put his attention up towards the job at hand. Frank watched Joe for a few more seconds then turned to look at Donna.  But he could not see her face. She was busy watching Joe go higher and higher up. Frank returned watching Joe and could see there was a few more feet to go. Then he put his attention back to Donna, He could hardly wait to get in the truck with her.    Joe started yelling.        ” Good!  Okay!  WHOA!”  The bucket came to a rough jolting stop. Joe stumbled in the swaying basket sixty feet up and off the ground. “What the hell!” Joe yelled again. “ HEY! Take it easy down there. It’s not like i’m falling off a chair after a few drinks. Its damn high up here.”  It did not matter what he said, Frank was already in the truck with his play toy.

Joe carefully slowly started at his work. He could now see all the wires were burned out as well as the transformer. But Joe knew what to do, he was very good at his job, as he has been doing it for very many years. So while he was up there working carefully, opening up boxes, checking switches, disconnecting lines, Frank was preparing for his long-awaited desert.  He was finally alone with Donna and he knew they had about half an hour before Joe would need him. Frank leaned over her small body and rolled down  the window on her side of the truck. The sound of the engines grew louder. He then kissed her mouth, putting his hand on the small of her back, pulling her up and onto him, then he slowly licked her lips, letting go of her, then  looking at her face, he could see she wanted more and he had more to give. Frank rolled down his window and turned back to her.  “So, how about that pussy pussy game, do you want to play it in here?” He cupped her breast in his hand while slipping his other hand up under the back of her top undoing her bra. He could feel her breath harder, faster on his face. He whispered in her ear.   ” Take your top off and sit on me.” She drew in a soft gasp of air as she straddled him.  “what about Joe.”  Frank reached forward tweaking her nipples, kissing her neck, her ear, speaking softly. “Don’t worry about Joe, he is going to busy for a good half hour before he needs me.”  Frank tweaked a little harder, little sounds were coming from Donna, sounds which made Donna want her more. Frank continued talking. He can’t see us and he can’t hear us.” Donna could feel herself getting very wet. She wanted Frank inside her. she reached down touching his man thing. Her eyes opened wide as she pulled away. His manhood was hard, hard and big. Her heart was beating fast. She sat up and looked into Franks eyes, he slid off  her top and removed her bra. Then he pulled her up and on him placing her soft full bosom in his face. There he cradled, tweaked, and sucked, while she moaned and wiggled. They were both so lost in lust they could not feel the truck moving. They did not hear the wind pick up.

Outside sixty feet up in the cherry-picker, a strong wisp of wind forced Joes helmet off his head, this time sending it down to the ground below. The basket shook causing his hand to miss the wire he was cutting, tripping another, sending sparks to fly out at him. Joe jumped back,  holding tight to the rail guard. ” Piss . . .Shit! What the.”  He looked down to see if Frank had anything to do with it . . .But Frank was nowhere to be seen.

Frank had his shirt of now.  More wind blew at Joe sending the basket  back and forth. “Hey! Bring me down!” Nothing. “Frank, you bastard. FRANK! “  Lightning flashed. “SHIT!”  Joe turned to put the cover back on the box as quickly and carefully as he could. He wanted down and out of there. Another flash of lightening zapped out as he was preparing to quit. The wind was blowing way harder than before, lightning after lightning split open the sky. All his life Joe has never seen the wind only ever felt it.  Now wide-eyed and sixty feet up, Joe could see it. He wanted to run, he wanted down. “FRAANNKK!”

The wind was fast, it was big, it was coming right at him with sporadic cracks of lightning. Thunder tore his attention away from the wind only for a moment. He yelled wildly down to Frank, as cold shivers ran through his spine.  “GET ME DOWN YOU ASS-HOLE! . . .FRANK!  Lightning struck as more wind forced the basket to rock hard back and forth knocking Joe down. As he struggled to get back up he grabbed his lines-men pliers and volt tester, getting to his feet yelling and throwing the tester down at the truck.

Lightning flashed again and again. Joe watched as the ferocious wind carried away the heavy voltage tester.  He almost cried.  “IF I HAVE TO START CLIMBING!”  He whipped the pliers at the same time as he cried out, only this time he mad contact.  The pliers cracked the back window, making Donna yelp out of her lust mode and cover herself up. Frank  just opened his eyes. Joe Yelled in the crazy air. “Frank Fuck you!”    “What the hell was that.”  Frank turned to look at the window behind them, only this time he thought he heard Joe  . . .”What  is he doing?” Now,  Donna thought,  all this time Joe could see them and became embarrassed, shocked back into reality. ”  He was watching us he whole time? I thought you said he could not see in here.”  Frank became annoyed and got angry, as he was fixing to enter Donna. “No . . .No don’t get dress.” He did his best to calm her back down. “I’ll go see what he wants, i will only be a minute or two.”  Frank got out of the truck doing up his pants. Donna got dressed.  Just as Frank started to call out to Joe. “WHAAA.”     He stopped and stood wide-eyed, mouth opened unable to finish his word. Lightening flashed one more time in front of him opening up the ground. A bright red glow made its way up to the heavens. In the mist of the red glow, a black form stood. Golden blades of pure electricity shot out from its eyes splitting Joe in two halves. The wind whipped madly as a spray of blood fell on top of Frank,  then down came both parts of Joe’s body.  Donna was in the truck screaming mad screams of terror. Frank turned doing a hundred yard dash into the woods screaming the words. “Mother of god.”  He only got a few feet when he had to start jumping  over fallen trees. He turned to his right running a few feet then sprang to his left ducking under a large hanging branch. Then a few more feet, he turned to see behind himself. What ever it was . . .It was floating towards him. Nothing was stopping it. Every turn he made, every move Frank made, this thing stayed behind him. Seconds later, frank made another turn to look-see, only this time when he turned  back around, he did a face plant right into a tree.  When Frank came to opening his eyes, he cried out as the flesh was being sucked, torn off in patches.  In the distance Donna was still screaming, as she stood staring down at Joes broken body.  Frank was crying out into the eyes with no ending. Just a bright golden glow that shone brilliantly, blinding him. Then twenty seconds later, bone lay where frank once was.

When all was silent,  Donna snapped out of it,  she ran to the edge of the top of the mountain . . . She jumped into the waiting waters miles down below.   Continue reading

What’s your favorite month? Why?

Well mine is good’ol HALLOWEEN . . .Nothing like dressing up just the way I like  and no one can ask why.  The best thing about it is the fact that there is three days to change my costume and paint my face and leave my hair a mess. I love October only for those days, fun days where I get to  frighten kids and people, having a great laugh. Oddly enough I get stopped and asked if I am okay and need help. And this is funny,  just last year I was walking past a school when some man in a truck caught a glimpse of me, parked, went into the school getting the principal and some teachers to come out, telling them that there is an old deranged lady wandering the streets and needed help.  No just me. Happy Halloween.