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IN THE CLUB/TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER HOUR

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  1. Wouldn’t you Love to get paid for the job you really want to do?
  2. Once you had this job would you do a smashing blow at it?
  3. Wouldn’t it be grand to get paid TOP-DOLLAR for you doing what you want to do, for a living.
  4. What if this job is working on you?

What we do for others we don’t do for ourselves. We run out of time, maybe too tired, exhausted.  We tend to say, maybe another day short of close to never. What can be done about this? . . .You get a new job!   [Working on yourself]. Now all you need is anyone to pay top-dollar for you to work this job. I wonder about that . . .Who would possibly pay you to work on your own  body, while you do nothing-else! [ I see this as the problem], as i too would Love to do nothing-else, but to work on my body getting back into shape, being paid TOP-DOLLAR earning a living at my new job. [ Picture that ]!   But of course great results each day are recorded as to prove no slacking.  Eight hours of hardcore  exercising!  How much time do you think you have for anyone else.   None, every man on his own.   

Picture this . . .You are walking down the street when some guy walks up to you saying.” You look like you need to take care of yourself . . .I will pay you 25.00 dollars an hour to work on your body, but it is an EIGHT HOUR JOB“.   You laugh. “What the hell man. I don’t even make close to that where i work now. Sure when do i start”?         {Frig you idiot, you didn’t even stop to think, “but who are you”? . . .You go with this person, all good  to you.  Your still thinking about the twenty-five dollars an hour thingy . . . You are even adding up bills and payments and finding money to save.   “We’re here!   After you”.  He says holding open a large door.   You go in, you look with your eyes scanning the surroundings, taking in the sights of  man-made chubby sculptures and painting of fat people along with, signs and posters of weight gain and weight loss and exercise equipment.  You are amazed and thinking how brilliantly clean.  Someone calls you to attention.  You follow the voice and see something there.  Hours later you wake-up in a cell, behind bars, with a lock.  Above the door is a sign. “The weight loss room”. 

How smart are you now? You are thinking now too though ay?  You probably just lose a pound or two right there. Scared shitless. There some weight loss for you. TOP-DOLLAR.  But you did clearly say you had NOTHING ELSE TO DO.  And there still is that little matter about 25.00 dollars per hour! . . .So you yell HEY! When do i get paid!  And i better not be the only one here! I thought there would be competition”! You door unlocked and opened. You step out into a huge room three times larger than the gym where you went to school.   “Wow”! You see all the stuff to help you work on your body, you don’t even see all the other people stepping out into this space.

My Weight Loss Coach

My Weight Loss Coach (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A whistle blows . . .Calling everyone’s attention  to the guy who offered this great-job. Twenty-Five dollars an hour for eight hours a day and NOTHING ELSE!, to Lose or Gain weight. Then the silent is broken by another one of you, asking.  ” Am i allowed to change my mind? ,  i can lose weight on my own”.   Then someone else asked. “What is this place”?  Another question was asked and you are getting impatient, you want this job!  You yell out.  ” Let him talk”!. This starts a tiny riot. The whistle blew three-time and everyone grabbed hold of their ears.  Nice and quiet now though. The man talked. The job was for six months & did indeed pay top dollar, 25 of them per hour. hardcore eight hours per-day, timing in and timing-out, the man pointed to a large time-clock on the wall behind them. Beside the clock was a Large cork-board holding small envelopes with a name on a time-card, which were put into categories of fat and lean, to lose weight or to gain weight.  Nice board. The whistle blew and you all put your attention back to this man telling you, “ you wavered your rights at the door.   You all now work for me, but for you and nobody-else.  You will get paid  by the hours you actually do put into yourself on the day of the six months you signed for. Your cells, rather rooms, i like to call them were locked for your own protection. Now that you are fully awake and understand what is going on, it will be up to you should you want your door locked, which in this case you will be given your very own key. Should you choose to keep your door unlocked you will not get a key and we, i will not be responsible should any harm or thievery come your way. You have your choise choose wise as some people  do  steal.  You will find some of you will be given helpful secret hints on how to lose or gain weight depending on how hard some of you work, like,  a bonus per say. Any questions“?

Weight gain can be a problem in older or seden...

Weight gain can be a problem in older or sedentary dogs, which in turn can lead to heart and joint problems. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You start to think again this time you are thinking . . .Does anyone know we are here? Where is here? Six months? What did i get myself into? But the whistle blew and you all looked at the guy who was not a guy at all. Where did he go? Now  standing with the whistle is a really hot chick holding envelops telling you all the rules and what you will find in your rooms, like a stove and fridge and washing apparatuses, everything a home would need. She goes on to tell them when she arrived she weighed 226 pounds and very unhappy. That one day she found herself wishing she had all the time in the world to work on herself and nothing for anyone else and work on her body getting paid top-dollar to earn a living taking care of herself instead of everyone-else. Now she works here she chose to keep this job while others like her chose to do the job and leave.

English: A Canadian four dollar bill issued in...

English: A Canadian four dollar bill issued in 1882. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This all sounds good but you still wonder who will miss me?  Six months? ,  And who are these other people, 25.00 dollars an hour?  Holy shit . . .When i get out i will be a rich-man, i will be a new-man. You open your envelope as she continues to talk. Lucky you, you were given a clue. This being the first eight-hour hardcore work out plan just for this day and any other day you choose to use again.  

You walk to the very nice cork-board finding your name timing in.

 I would tell you this secret but you are not in the club.

 Would you join this work force?

"Get fat on Lorings Fat-ten-u and corpula...

“Get fat on Lorings Fat-ten-u and corpula foods”; “Advertisement showing young woman with package of Loring’s Fat-Ten-U food tablets and package of Loring’s Corpula, a fat-producting food.” Color lithograph (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 Can you picture all that?

 

 

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DON’T WAIT FOR LOVE LET LOVE COME TO YOU

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So you are waiting for Love everywhere and you still can not find it . . .Ever ask yourself why? Is there even Love out there for me? How come i can’t get people to Love me? What is wrong with me! ? Do i BLAH BLAH too much, is my hair the wrong color? Is there something wrong  with my face? Is it because i don’t have ?/??, this question varies. [ I wouldn't have a clue as to what you may compare yourself to ].  But we all have something we all think is the cause for not FINDING LOVE. WE WAIT!oct nov 2011 (60)

Then forget to live life,  wasting time Looking for Love. Do you even Love yourself?  How do you like yourself?   Rather . . .Do you even like yourself?   There is your time wasted again . . .All that time you were going on about Love you could have been spending it on you! Learning to like who you are and what you can do and like to do.Thne while you were being you . . .Look at that, Love found you.

Step one . . .LEARNING TO GET ALONG WITH ALL OTHER PEOPLE

Step two . . .TAKE-UP A HOBBY OF ANYTHING YOU, ALWAYS WANTED TO DO

Step three . . .SEE YOUR PROJECT TO THE END NOT BEING A QUITTER/LOOSER/GIVER-UP-ER

Learn how to say “Hello” while you scratch the small of your back . . .That way they won’t want to shake your hand. And if that don’t work straighten your cloths.  But the whole idea is to strike-up a conversation, need a tree? By the straightening of the cloths . . .Well this actually gets you ALL SHOOK_UP, limber, relaxed, and so on . . .While   you are doing this dusting off and straightening cloths thing, you  are allowing yourself the time to thing of something to say or what to even say.  The whole time the person watching you is probably thinking you have lice or something there like that.   You at least gained the attention, hoping some how this will all turn into LOVE   Love you were,are,  waiting for.    Silly you, go paint a tree or shovel a hole for a tree, Build a bird-house  or row a boat. Don’t wait for Love, Let Love come to you. 6-30-2010 3;03;22 PM

Step one . . .MEET PEOPLE

Step two . . .YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE

Step three . . .REMEMBER WHO YOU ONCE WERE BE THAT AGAIN FIRST

DON’T WAIT FOR LOVE

There is a lot of people out there who are hurting-just like,  thousands,  of people wanting waiting for Love, but they go on, because they believe, they want to live life. These are the people who believe in maybe someday! And they do what they like to do in-between. This in-between is THE DISTRACTIONS in life calling to them to race across the world on a skateboard wearing nothing but a hammock! Or something there like that. Turns out  these people . . .Prefer to enjoy life and Love it nice, but it is not everything in the world that you could be doing besides waiting for Love. These people live a blast, happy everyday, this  basically tells you you are,  wasting your life, losing who you are turning into a nobody all by your own doing, cause you choose to wait for LOVE.

LET LOVE COME TO YOU

Like a brave knight move onto anything else you thought you would like to try!, Write a cook-book, ride a horse, give one of your rooms a face-lift, paint a cow or try. Find who you are and see if you like you, pay-attention to you, LOVE YOU first!   Have fun with things you thought you always wanted to do. LOVE WILL COME TO YOU, as you are being yourself.   As it turns out, there happens to be tons of people like you,  but you have to get out there, leave your house and do the things you like to do. , you will see many people doing what you are doing.  But you have to go to where the crowd is. But not to LOOK FOR LOVE! To have the best fun you can . . .All people see when any-one is having fun, people like to see fun!IMG_3799_01

So if you are a person waiting for LOVE . . .You are waiting for NOTHING/WASTING AWAY/LIFE-LESS/SAD/SHY/SELF-CONCOINIOUS/WISHING THEY WERE A KID AGAIN TO DO THINGS DIFFERENT/ ODD/IGNORANT OF THE VERY WORD LOVE/SELF-LOTH.

  • NO-BODY IN THE WHOLE WIDE  WORLD WANTS  TO love ANYONE LIKE THAT!  
  • PEOPLE LIKE TO lOVE PEOPLE WHO LIKE AND LOVE THEMSELVES
  • PEOPLE LOVE TO BE ACTIVE WITH OTHER PEOPLE
  • FIND YOURSELF AND BE YOU PEOPLE WILL COME TO YOU

YUCK I HATE ANY FORM OF WATING. And i hate it when i forget to unlock the ‘Caps Lock” button, but i move on because i believe in me/ not all the time . . . oct nov 2011 (111)

 

 

 

LOST AND FOUND/DON’T YOU JUST HATE IT/WOW LOOK WHAT I FOUND

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Holy . . .Look what i found. I didn’t know it was lost. I knew i put it away, had no idea it was lost. I found my little orange memo pad. Wow when i opened it-up, i read Aug.21/07 I think i will share this with you. I feel like i should, that this LOST AND FOUND memo pad will be just as wierd, strange, odd,  funny,  and for all i know , shocking and some what imbarressing. But  in the end it is just words written in a little orange pad that was lost and found.  2007 was a long time-ago. So lets see how wierd it was then.

[Don't you  just hate it when you start cleaning and find a pile of paper and pictures and paintings and bills and any other hording you felt needed to be in that pile. . . .Well that is what i thought i should do this day . . .Finaly sort through this heaping space taking, dust collecting, eye sore pile of stuff. MY STUFF. The stuff i don't get rid of in the first p[lace. I some how start little piles of horded stuff. But i need the space. As i said, i am taking over this no names crap.  To funny. But not so funny that i have to clean and sort and do my best not to toss the wrong piece of hord.  But because i founf this orange memo pad i want to know too, now, which means the starting the tear-down of some of this , stuff, will have to wait.  Which is a bad thing as this copying the memo pad to you guys i could have had plenty of time to clean lots of this , stuff out. But this looks fun, so "hear" it is.  SO ARE YOU READY?   I THINK I AM READY!  {Hope it's all good stuff} word for word here i go.

Aug.21/07

My day started out fine. Did some house work, got laundry done and played on my computer. Then my oldest daughter showed up and asked me if i wanted to go  row-boating in a dingy, the St. Laurwance river. Sure that would be great fun. We pumped them up. Got out out about an hundred feet and my dingy had a leak! Not Fun!!

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Oct.

Windy- Sunday 21/07

Sunny-

Bob and i have something in comon, we both like root-beer.

Anarondick mountains

Same day.

SAME PAGE

Oct.

Raining-  Saturday 27/07

At Bob's house, woke-up here. Last night i met his daughter. Cute little thing she is. Quit quick with some comebacks. LoL.

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Nov.10/2007  Saturday

Woke-up at bob's, things were good until i had my first smoke.It wasn't even a whole smoke. As the matter of fact it wasn't even a half of one and it sure made me lighted-headed. I'm going to take an Advil. I have a headache. Tuesday Nov. 6, Bob asked me to be his girlfriend. Of course i said yes. I think he is mighty fine. I like him lots.

Nov. 11,2007 Sunday. 7:20 am.

Last night Bob bought me my first gift. A little green lighter. How sweet,I thpught it was very thoughtful. Now i don't have to use the B-B-Q thiong, such a chore. (make sure the little button was to the right and push down.) Well it always didn't work the first time around! So nicwe  gift. I'm getting used to these weird underwear. God the things people wear for their partners. I have to keep pulling the pantie line out of my crack! Gheese, Glad i don't wear them all the time. 9:oo A.M. Bob gave me cold pizza to eat for Breakfest. Wow!  nice guy. We left to go see,[sorry]

Must honor the nonames code.[thank-you].

We left to go see a little girl around 9:30 AM. It was fun to ee her. She likes Bob. So do I. She playd with him near the whole time there. Even while i was down getting my hair cut. We could hear her laughing with Bob. After a while of playing outside with,  NEXT PAGE     her we went in, got her settled and said  good-bye. From there Bob took us to wall-mart shopping. We walked around look ing for  my daughter, but i guess it  was not her work day. So Bob wanted to go into electrincs and i wanted to go into the picture printing. He did his thing i did mine. When i was finished i desided to look at DVD’sand see Karoke songs.     TURN THE PAGE  Then i came a cross a DVD that i had seen on the T.V. the night before. Wow i could not believe it. I was buying it. But Bob found me, and took it away from me. “You can’t buy that”!  He said.   “Yes i can, and i am”> I said. “No you can’t”.  He said as he took it away from me.  ”But i want to!”  “No you don’t want that!”  “Yes i do Bob!”   “No, you want this!”, and he handed   NEXT PAGE      me a small bag. I stood with my mouth opened for a moment, then asked. “What is this?” “Take it .”  He said with a smile. Well i took it opened it, and couldn’t believe it. He had already bought it for me!. Wow Bob my second gift.                                                                          NOVEMBER                                                                   19th. Monday morning. I’m home from the weekend of Bob”s hopuse. I had a lot of fun as I   TURN THE PAGE    Do there. He danced for me somemore. We played crib again out of 6 games I won one! Wow. Next  night saturday i wn again. I just can’t beat him. Sunday rolled along and we went to see the little girl again bought her a few things, like a toilet-seat, panties-with plactic lining three pairs. And toonie and benno pajamas. Funny   NEXT PAGE   thing she was sitting on the toilet when i got there with the gifts. We went groc. shopping Bob paid for everything, might as well say   100.00 bucks. 90 something     . I made him three pans of Lasonya. He will eat that all week. After supper i did dishes, he went out to the store and purchased shaving equipment, when  he got back . I was into    TURN THE PAGE  football and he was into shaving. He did such a grand job. I am starting to Love this man and leaving his home is getting Sad. I want so much to keep him. Bob said he will visit me Tuesday. Yummy. The Christmas dance is tow weeks away.Shpuld be fun. With Bob of course.                                                                                                         Nov.24,2007  Saturday. Wow I’m not sure what is going on but I am at a distance here NEXT PAGE    at Bob’. I not happy or something, not sure why. maybe it is the  musty mold i smell, constantly breathing it in and out. Knowing this stuff kills you in the long run. Wondering if spores, begone growing   in my lungs. I have been getting dizzy shortly after i started spending  the weekends here. can it be connected in some sort of way? Could it be just coincidadince going through  perimemopause?     TURN THE PAGE   I would only know if i visit my doctor. Some how i must deal with away to get back this great happiness i had. It was quite ownderful. I feel like i am away inside myself lost, Abondon, gone some where and i can’t get out. Maybe it is my face and hair. I can’t stand looking at it eigher one of them. maybe it is MR> Smith reading my    NEXT PAGE  work!? I don’t know. I know i need a way out. I want to come back. For now . . .I will just play along and try not to be mean. It is hard though. I am fighting. But Bob knows  something is wrong.  That is good i think. But i already told him there is a few of me. i can’t tell you if he believes it. But i am gone that I   TURN THE PAGE    can tell you. I don’t know who  has taken  over, but i won’t let Bob get hurt.  Saturday Dec.8th, 2007. Up and awake  A very nice awaking as,well. I am  at Bob’s. And    last night Bobby gave me  one Birthday gift. He gave me a big blue fluffy housecoat. It is so warm and soft. the blue clour in it is very Beautiful.    NEXT PAGE

Just one thing about the gift.Wow! ! the housrcoat is very electricfiying and quite clingy. Holy cow. Shock after shock. Very funny indeed.  But i Love it. So much static!! One might say. don’t have it on in a lighting storm. Sattistacly speaking of course. Now i wonder what the other present is?  Two more day and we will see. Before i  TURN THE PAGE   Forget. Bob also gave me a old flask. Glass at that wrapped in leather. I like it. Not what i expected it to look like at all.  But a flask indeed.      THAT IS IT THERE IS NOTHING ON THE NEXT PAGE

A few pages later.     Mr. Smith.

Full body gear with war paint under his eyes, running down the hall yelling. ‘Okay! Lets do this!”

SEVEN PAGES LATER   Barry has the dose.  Barry has the dose.Nothing but a loser. barry has the dose. he went and told his mother he blamed it on his brother. he fell in Love with others barry has the dose.     TURN THE PAGE   TWENTY-SEVEN PAGES LATER

JULY 7, 2011  Thursday    I am sitting in the hallway at the medical center waiting for a blood test, When i arrived they told me one hour, have a seet. There were no seats. So i went over to the HOME HARDWEAR. Nice i looked at everything in the store. There were a few things i would like  to buy Mark for his Birthday. July 22, i think. Now here i am back and waiting. Sucks ass.  NEXT PAGE    I spent 21 minutes at the store, this was good, but when i got back here there were still no seats. Shame.             TURN THE PAGE                                                                   July 2, 2011            Out with danielle. Look at notepad. Look at talk and type. Do lots of gossiping. Go get headscan. Go eat.                                                                                                                                              July 7, 2011       We ate, but bought nothing. The gossip was all about the Denise. She spoke of  a Claudette.  That was crazy.  Mine was  Denise and Susie. Ohg yes Adele. The ride she picked me up in was filthy. The seat was littered with food.    TURN THE PAGE                                                                        July 22,/11        I have this plan about a game played on T. V. writing small scripts.   TURN THE PAGE  nothing TURN THE PAGE    Nora was mad!! They didn’t like her thinking.They called her stupid. Mistake no one calls her stupid. We act upon our thoughts.  NEXT PAGE    Nora had known about this, and went in through this tunnel with the owner years ago before he died. As she locked herself out. and he just happened by. So he figured he would show her the way  as long as she did promise   she would never tell anyone.  She ne4ver had. Nora was true to her word.  Frigg i should have opened the windows before i started drinking.  TURN THE PAGE   

LABYRINTH

Nora’s house is laied out like a Labyrinth. There is also two, coincelled  doors in the floor. One is in the bathroom the other is in the walk-in closet. These doors lead down under the building  nand was used for boot-legging and sorts.  This permitted the secret sneaking around,   This exited out into the woods tunnled out about  60 feet. The passage- way was covered behind rocks and trees.        NO MORE PAGES

Well i had enough cleaning for today, and goodday to you.

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MAKE-OVER/CHANGE/ABOUT LUCYANNA/THE TAKE-OVER

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THE MAKE OVER

New cover page more pictures

THE CHANGE

LUCYANNA IS TAKING OVER

 

ABOUT LUCYANNA

“Questions”,  are about Lucyanna. She  likes to ask questions. This is due to the very fact, that she moved all her life. Never staying in one place for to long.  making the longest place to stay as a child was  five-years. Before this long stay and after, she moved a lot, three and six months at a time.  Now she is here. But for how long is, “ the Question”.    Lucyanna likes to ask questions about things she does not know or the things that interest her, while she knows nothing about.    

 

THE TAKE-OVER

Will require tons of responses with valued answers to questions she will ask.       But this take-over  will remain no names, that way no one will get hurt.   This take-over started today, now.  Cause Lucyanna wants to share art by a three-year old, whether myartscreen likes it or not. And Lucyanna is not afraid of, THEDOGHOUSE.   She will go over there and trash  them when ever she wants.

This is Lucyanna.

Questions

 

WATER METERS/LUCYANNA/AND THE LAW/SAD BUT TRUE

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Hello form Lucyanna. [Lucky you]  I got some blabbing to do.

What i am about to tell you is  REAL, something that i know . . . BUT.  In the end it is you who decides what is REAL

ALL HOUSES -HOMES-have to have water meters installed. BY THE YEAR 2015. [there may be a slight mistake in the date]. Maybe , by a year, 2013-2016, So you might want to inquire about that . . .Should you live in a certain,  city call and ask.

But this is the LAW,  that was passed a while back. Someone told to me, so i had a  water meter  installed, but that was two years ago, so i forgot about it,  until last week.    Two CITY WORKERS,  knocked on my door, they came to  make sure i indeed had this water-meter, and had to see that it was installed.  They read codes taking  down numbers insuring it will be a “working water meter” that the city will measure how much water leaves this house per day times that per month, that is what i will pay. Have a good day.

UP COMING EVENTS

For any person not owning[buying],a water-meter and having it installed now! . . .? Will end up RENTING the water-meter, from the city and PAYING sir-charge. GET THE PICTURE? ,  [owners pay once  renters pay twice].  Can’t get any simpler than that.

Go buy a water-meter and have it installed. It will be the law that has been passed. It’s coming at last.  But picture this  . . .What if i’m very wrong about the date,  and it was passed for,  2014?    That is next year.   Two  hundred and something days away from this day . . .APRIL 10, 2013.

This is where you decide whether you believe this POST to be of REAL. That a bill has been passed for the city to make sure every home has a WORKING WATER-METER INSTALLED. You don’t have long to BUY ONE and you may end up RENTING.

Should you not take this POST AS REAL, what are you going to do? , what are you going to say? , i should have  listened to Lucyanna?, Big babies now . . .It’s the law, a bill has been passed, i’m just passing it along.

WHEN A BILL IS PASSED: It takes a long while, before it actually comes into effect. I’m just saying. look it up on your computer, for your community, if there is a WATER-METER INSTALLATION LAW, in your area, comming into effect.    There is one in my area, they came the other day,two city workers checking the water-meter’s installation,making sure it will work well, stamped with approval, then they left.

 I NOW WONDER HOW MUCH THIS IS GOING TO COST ME . . .I USE A LOT OF WATER. I HAVE THIS PHOBIA THING. What will i do with little water. Oh and P> S> Can i get sued for talking about the city? You know how it goes . . .Picture this . . . Next thing i know,  there is another knock on the door and in come two more city workers, but not city workers.  City-cityworkers,  and they hold up and out in front of my face,  a copy of this blog, post, this warning about how you people are about to get tapped. What then? I will have to have my super sonic brainbreak and escape, but not alone . . .A spray of bullets follow a foot behind me, i trip and fall, bullets fly on by, blasting holes in my hall-way wall, made by my fall. So i get mad. That is my wall. So i get up, and stare them in the face and say so what so i warned people to get a water-meter so they would not have to pay twice. But the two City-city workers did not care what i said.  They come at me anyway . . . But i  put my hand out and yelled wait! I have to tie my shoe-lace, if you touch me while i tie my shoe-lace i will kill you.    Really . . .To my surprise,  they believe me, probably cause i am in my super sonic brainbrake mode, and they think i’m nuts.They go away and leave me alone.

Holy . . .You people are on your own. I’m outta here. Nice chatting to you, don’t forget the water-meter is coming into effect,sad but true.

ISTALLED WATER-METER

DO YOU BELIEVE IN BELIEVING/WHY DON’T I SWEAR

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QUESTIONS AND OBLIGATIONS

I know you guys are busy but that is not my fault or problem. But i have OBLIGATIONS towards myself, that must be taking care of whether you are busy or not.  Why should i hold off not getting what i want or need to complete my work or enable be to have a work space? I feel obliged to be able to call upon a carpenter and pay for their work well done.

QUESTION

Will it cost much to buy some wood and build a long table type thing with shelves up top and a cupboard or two on the bottom for the ART ROOM.

No not really it all depends what you want and the wood you choose.

Well as you can see the mess i have set-up,  it is a mess, with a lot of wasted space. And look there is still no room for what i have.

Well what would you do with this stuff.

Who cares . . .its junk, i would get rid of it, how much do you think it would it cost, a thousand bucks or something?

Under five.

Wow,  would you be able to do it?

Yeah, but not now. I’m busy. I will be busy for a while.

Oh . . .Okay then, never mind.

SO I THEN ASKED ANOTHER

QUESTION

Hey do you think you can do something for me in the art room? Will you come and take a fast look?

So what is going on, what do you want to show me.

Look at everything up against this wall, Do you think you would be able to build a nice work area station table with a few shelves up here and a cupboard or two under it?

What do you want that for.

What? . . .Can’t i just have a table here instead of all this shit! Frig look at all this shit taking up all this space that i can use. What the shit is the big deal about wanting a table to work upon.

Well yeah it will look good and save a lot of space. But i am busy right now.

It has been six weeks and they both are still busy.  Now they both,  think by me calling in a carpenter, i am doing a bad thing towards them making them look lazy or what ever they think it makes them look like . . . So should i suffer their business?  Should i oblige myself? Do you believe in believing?

In believing we follow our dreams. Not abandon them.

There is a belief in this table work area that is in question.  This will bring on a second QUESTION.

QUESTION NUMBER TWO . . .Do i just go a head and call a piss-cutten carpenter and get a work station or keep waiting as not to tarnish their standards or reputation or how ever else they want to see it? Damn straight i will. After i announce the news to them both. Ya never know this just might jump them right into action.

We are not quite finished . . .I was asked why don’t i swear?    I feel obligated to tell you. Why? Do you believe in believing?

I do swear, i say shit and not fuck. They say shit is a swear word. So i swear. Why don’t i say the “F” word?    Because i believe one word describes it all. One word one meaning, then there is no confusion, no second guessing. Shit is shit, where as the “F” word is opened wide meaning different things, causing miss commutation between each other. Ohhh, wait a minute . . .Shit is poop not stuff, so when i say there is shit all over the place you may think it is poop and may not want to come see. Well then . . .There goes the one word meaning theory. Never mind.

 

 

 

THEY CALL ME WERID/LUCYANNA

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HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOUCALL WEIRD

I am sure all people are guilty of naming an other person as weird. What does weird even mean?

  • STRANGE
  • IN DIFFERENT
  • OFF CENTERED
  • NOT RIGHT

What else is weird?

Out of the ordinary out of sorts out of your mind. They call me weird.

They call me weird as to how i think. I ask . . .What is weird about how i think?

  1. I was taught to think
  2. So i always think
  3. At least i think.

Is it what i think they call me weird?

“Again . . .THE QUESTIONS! . . .Why do people come to me, LUCYANNA, and ask the weirdest questions?”

So i asked myself, why would people call someone weird, and have i called anyone weird . . .Yes i have as the matter of fact. But i will tell you i called this person weird because he was starting to act scary. Meaning, what i said to the weird-o is . . .”Holy you’re weird.” This caught their attention all over me. Where i wanted it.  Lets just say WEIRD is a dangerous word to call anyone, depending on how you use the word in a sentence, and your actions to follow.”

Meaning . . .I choose to use the “WEIRD” word as a weapon not a hurt, not a mean thought. To reel in my captured, gaining peace and all fun.

TO CALL ANYONE WEIRD TO HURT FEELINGS

Have i done that? dammit . . .Yes i have. But i felt it in my heart for so long i do not seldom do it. As the matter of fact i have not called anyone weird for some time now. But this is only because i came to understand the

  • DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WEIRD AND WEIRD.
  • LIKE THIS IS WEIRD
  • BUT DAMMIT WHO CARES NOBODY IS HURT

Did any of that answer your QUESTION?

Hey what can i say . . .They call me weird.

QUESTIONS/RIGHT OR WRONG/To Believe Or Not To Believe That Is The QUESTION

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WHO IS OLDER

People  or dinosaurs

WHERE ARE DINOSAUR BONES FOUND

All over the earth or only parts of the earth

My answer to these QUESTIONS is dinosaurs are way older than people and dinosaurs are only found in parts of the earth.

WHEN WAS JESUS BORN

The wake of the dinosaur or the wake of the people

WHERE WAS JESUS BORN

Where dinosaurs roamed or where people roamed.

My answer to this QUESTION is Jesus was born with the wake of the people and roamed in amongst the people.

HOW OLD ARE DINOSAURS

More than fifty-million years or less than fifty million years.

FIFTY-MILLION YEARS AGO WHAT DID PEOPLE LOOK LIKE

Star-wars or  maybe walking talking dinosaurs ruled the world and they looked like bugoids.

WHAT IS A BUGOID?

Is it a two-legged creature with three sharp claws, its head sits high on a three-foot neck,  face like an alligator teeth like pure  death. Carnivorous. Running around thing? or is it a nightmare.

My answer to these QUESTIONS is it would have to be BUGOIDS as people were not living beings back then. And bugoids go back as far as the world begins, before the dinosaurs.

RIGHT OR WRONG

ON STRIKE/FOR “PICTURE THIS” READERS ONLY

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English: Open battle between striking teamsters armed with pipes and the police in the streets of Minneapolis, June 1934. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW IT HAD BEEN ANNOUNCED

That A take-over was to be taken by Lucyanna.   PICTURE THIS IS NOW ON STRIKE!

As far as this,  ”Take-over” by LUCYANNA, and as far as i am concerned . . .Lucyanna can get the jack,  right out of here She is a crappy blogger as well and should only be invited in out of respect. 

Frig that . . .PICTURE THISTHE TAKE-OVER

Lucyanna shows up uninvited waking the morning to early. But she is a friend, friends are different, they are like your brother or sister or aunt whatever . . .Hey hi Lucyanna what time is it. She walked right by me and went straight for the computer turning it on. Have i got something to blog or what? She said without telling me the time. So i made a mistake, i  ignore her as she did me. I said nothing. Where as she continued on her mission.  This is shit as far as i was concerned . . .She gets to take-over again . . .Pisses me off that i don’t have a clue as to what she blogs to you, PICTURE THIS READERS.  So while i am inside myself thinking  about all her annoyances, ignoring her, she calls out, “this will take about three hours”, that’s okay  right?. You’re in bed anyway,  and i did not mean to wake-you. You must have had a rough night sleeping”.  Now . . .As i ’m getting dressed,  listening to all this lip from her, because i was,   in bed,  sleeping.   And no i went to bed late, working on some sewing.  So i thought this would be a very-good time to SPEAK.  Picture this . . .By the time i got to the area of where she was blabbing on, she is getting ready to Type a title.  I made no mistake this time.  I bellowed out these words. ” LUCYANNA, quick see this.  Come on quick”.  Make no mistake, Lucyanna jumped from her seat advancing  in a small jog toward me, where upon me,  i went straight to the computer and stood in front of it. At that point in time i thought it would be a good-time to stay quiet. She likes to talk, let her talk. She had this confused look on her face  asking me,  look at what?   Then i actually saw her thinking before she said. “Oh, it was a trick.” Well if that is what it takes to get you over there, it was a quick-trick, were on strike. Nobody get on this site, not even that shaggy old dog  at THEDOGHOUSE”. WILD CAT STRIKES

We are on strike until these so-called ‘TAKE-OVERS” that are jack-shit and about useless news, are out of here.    This webpage was created to tell stories true or false, just stories  to creat pictures in your heads allowing people to see that many different scenarios can take place at any given time.  As i gave my ACT OF RITES to claim the STRIKE speech to Lucyanna, she  just paced back and forth listing to me BLAB . . .So she said.    Then she came to me and said . . .PICTURE THIS. You are a sleep and someone enters your home to sit and type all day long.  What? And they don’t say hi to you even . . .What are you going to do? Trick them?  Well with LUCYANNA the safest thing to do is to trick her, she never gets mad when you trick her. But about this person who just entered your home? Should you trick them? What if it was burglar? How would you trick that? Picture this. You wake-up to someone on the computer, a stranger, you need to think real fast before he catches you, awake. [One never knows what a stranger will do to you in your own home]. So you being the fast thinker that you are, that you do that you did.  You take your chances and call out in a tired garbled sleepy voice. ” Not again, will you shut that door”. Then damn . . .it turns out that was a BIG MISTAKE!.  This stranger, did not know you were in the house and now it does.  But before it reaches your room, you climbed out the window and fall to the ground below on your face.   As you look upward your eyes caught hold of a Large Sign reading ON STRIKE. And as you are reading this post you are understanding  how a stranger would be in your house. Because of the sign in the front yard,  the place looked vacated and was broken into. But you are smart and you take the sign down and you go back in swinging the on strike like a baseball bat. You say. “Your not taking over this place buddy old boy, get out of my house. get off my computer, get out before i help you out.  Yippee . . .You did it, you got rid of the “Take-Over”  Striking with the ON STRIKE sign.

STRANGER IN THE HOUSE

Anyway you can just imagine the thinking going through my head as i read, QUESTIONS NEEDING ANSWERS WORDPRESS.COM . . . I laughed  at some of her write-up’s, some did make sence,  but blah big deal . . .It is more fun to picture things in your mind, pictures are harmless only for the fact that they are made up in one’s mind. Unless of course you happen to be one of those people who somehow allow their picture this shit,  to be harmful,  as you play act out your mental images on others.   They call these people names like

Mentally ill. insane, phyco’s, demented, sick, killers.  Yeah?

The Mind Readers

The Mind Readers (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Picture this . . .Hey LUCYANNA come meet my demented friend, don’t worry she is insane, just act insane too and you should be fine, enjoy the day . . .I will be back later. Oh and you better stay off the compter . . .You don’t want your back to her, almost ever,  really. If you can get to the cupboard before she gets to you . . .There is a bottle of pills she is to be taking,  one every hour . . .Just to be on the safe side. Tonight then.  Yeah?  Well  that will teach Lucyanna about her thinking she is Taking-over PICTURE THIS> fat chance, I will even go as far as to GROW A MOLD PILE.  Musty old mold. She will not be anywhere,  she can smell even a hint,  of mold.

Mold is Very unsafe to breath, as the matter of face there is many different types of mold that will grow in your home. Mold with spores is what is bad for you as it latches onto your nose hairs and slowly gets sucked into your lungs and so on and so forth and then you are a walking talking Mold-spore musty smelling stranger sitting at the ON STRIKE site for Picture this readers only, thinking you are going to take-over. Picture this is off strike and Lucyanna can go blow her horn and fall a sleep and lose all her sheep for all i care. INVITES ONLY! The new sign. MOUNDS OF MOLD