JOKES FUN SILLY

Knock  knock

Who’s there

I said who’s there…………………………………………………..What kind of a gay joke is that.

accidents with steamships in Bristol

accidents with steamships in Bristol (Photo credit: brizzle born and bred)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Run hop skip jump,  Sally slapped Sue…………………….Say this five times.

Silly Sally

Silly Sally (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Red-Rover, red-rover, red-rover, blue van, white car. Yellow school bus……………………Sitting at a stop sign.

English: Youths playing the Red Rover game.

English: Youths playing the Red Rover game. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WISDOM is wise,  it comes with age,  so do wheel-chairs.

USS Red Rover by F. Muller

USS Red Rover by F. Muller (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

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EARTH ON MARS AND WHAT THEY BRING BACK THE MORPH

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Sojourner rover on Mars on sol 22
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TWENTY-SEVEN DAYS AGO  Earth was on Mars. Digging and drilling deeper into its core.

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They tell me i don’t even wash things fast enough to dry.  I end up drying things down with a cloth.  They say things like . . .” No, that is not how we do it, you have to end the rinse with cold water in order to start the drying process., Because the hot has to get cold before it can dry., I was wasting time in the cleaning area, which was the wipe down time. There was no wiping, it all had to absorb.

  • I get confused as to how to keep this body warmth in check.
  • My-home Mars – none of this took place there was never a worry.
  • You brought us here with your intrusion upon our planet.
  • I have 27 days to find a cure or i will evolve into this
  • Should i win this battle so shall my exist in my true form.
  • I will take back my home.

    Luna and Mars are alright tonight

    Luna and Mars are alright tonight (Photo credit: jah~)

I have become rather fond of this body and became acquainted with your way of life, though it is rather late my being must take my true form. This new form will not be nice and must kill to exist.  In this existing  form i shall gain strengths of a different element causing a new form one of which all humanity shall parish. Time is running out.  I have this problem maintaining  a moist flesh for my flesh to exist in this human being.

Clearly the transformation in twenty-seven days will adhere to that,.

MAKE NO MISTAKE . . .

  • I am sure plenty of my kind came back on that day you took of my planet, forcing us here on Earth.
  • I am not alone understand that.
  • Only two of us need surviving to take over your MOTHER EARTH.

    Call of the Flesh

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What we will become is lizard-like,  we will walk upon two legs. The two limbs you call arms will be dangerous  expenditures with three dared claws, you call fingers.   We are a solid body of pure muscle with necks that can reach the ground, for feeding.   OUR FEEDING IS OF THE CRULEST MATTER.

 To ensure our safety you are muted, as,

  1. we eat flesh
  2. raw bloodied live flesh
  3. we can not touch the dead
  4. we must make it dead
  5. we take your eyes first

Time is crucial to us we have minutes to eat your organs out, this sustains a new life force for the last transformation. 

THIS LAST MORPH

Human Flesh (Bob's Burgers)

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We become who we are and can go home to our Mars. 

You can not call us demons for it was you who came to our home you are the demon. You invaded us.

  • Why should we allow you to destroy us even further.
  • We have a right to live
  • We have to do what is needed to live and get home
  • We are HOT WHITE   We are your stars at night
  • You had no right to snatch us
  • We will not hand you our deaths.

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But let me a sure you, we give you no pain, the final MORPH is pure pleasure.

I have learned you humans adore this sex stuff so it will be easy for us to deceive you luring you in for the kill allowing the feed allowing the last MORPH getting us home. This i warn you will be the end. This i warn you will be horrid.

  1. You humans will hurt to death in your heads as we suck you dry.
  2. You will undergo three separate processes.
  3. The final RED DUST.
  4. We need to feed and birth before we can go home.
  5. Six entities will shoot forth.

We too will undergo the rarest of raw pain during these morphs. Postmortem after each transformation for us is cosmetic therefore, raging energies chew away at the internal cells creating a new form.  IT.  HURTS.

  • WE JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
  • WE CAN NOT LIVE A MIST YOU.
  • WE WILL LEAVE

More another day.  Should there be a title,  we now know the importance of this TITLE  thing.  W e  shall use THE MORPH for now.

As THETALER it only seems fitting to tell this tall tale as it comes by way of me.    ONLY KNOW THERE ARE TWENTY-SEVEN DAYS BEFORE the first morphING.   GOD SAVE US ALL.