THE IRONY OF BACK IN FIVE

Back in five . . .What is this back in five . . .Five seconds? Five minutes? Five hours? Five days!  what exactly does this mean.

SIGNS

Picture this . . .I went down to the corner store for some batteries for my mouse. I bought this new wireless mouse for my computer, thinkingit would be grand to not have a wire on a mouse,  that i had to knock out-of-the-way, or it would get caught on something, pulling out of my hand or what ever the problems of having a mouse connected to a wire.

A Logitech G7 Wireless Cordless Mouse.

A Logitech G7 Wireless Cordless Mouse. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

What ever the cause, i thought it would be nice to have a wireless mouse.  But i misplaced the battery that came with it, or tossed it out . . .either way it could not be found.

The day was nice so i thought i would walk down to the store. But when i arrived there was a sign hanging in the window reading . . .BACK IN FIVE.  The first thought that came to me was, how long ago was the sign put up. I figured it had to be minutes,  at least. But i ended up standing waiting for 45 minutes and nobody came back. So i walked back home with no mouse and a full bladder,  of course this was my fault,  as it was i who drank three coffees before i left the house. The battery would have to wait.

When i returned back home, i noticed the red light flashing on the phone messages . . .Cool. The time on the message was 11:36 am. The time on the clock read 11:38am . . .The message was left by a friend who stated they would call back in five.  [ 11:41 ]. SWEET! I have not seen my friend in quite a while.  An hour later the phone still did not ring. What the hay . . .I went back to the store. I needed batteries. The store was still closed. I began to wonder if i missed the clerk or if the clerk can’t tell time.  If anything i was getting excercise, the walk was long enough,  plus it was downhill, so up and down twice,  i hoped at least i would lose five pounds.  There was no new message left on the phone,  so i figured my friend had the same problem as the store clerk.

Telephone

Telephone (Photo credit: plenty.r.)

So there i was, unable to use my computer because i wanted to try a wireless mouse, and waiting for my friend to re-phone.  FORGET THAT . . .I made my own little sign . . .Went to buy batteries be back in five.  I laughed as i taped it to my front door . . .The drive to the city was at least a forty-five minutes, then i would shop, eat and drive back. MAYBE!

Right now i am busy, so . . .I WILL GET BACK TO YOU IN FIVE

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THREE BLIND MICE

Three blind mice went out the window twice,  which way to go they didn’t know but Mary’s little kitchen looks nice.

Three blind mice took pictures with cameras at night, what they did when they saw what they could not see was to chase after their tails with fight.

Three blind mice look nice out the window at night, the kitchen is clean nothing to be seen and the cat sits with Mary in delight.