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LOST AND FOUND/DON’T YOU JUST HATE IT/WOW LOOK WHAT I FOUND

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Holy . . .Look what i found. I didn’t know it was lost. I knew i put it away, had no idea it was lost. I found my little orange memo pad. Wow when i opened it-up, i read Aug.21/07 I think i will share this with you. I feel like i should, that this LOST AND FOUND memo pad will be just as wierd, strange, odd,  funny,  and for all i know , shocking and some what imbarressing. But  in the end it is just words written in a little orange pad that was lost and found.  2007 was a long time-ago. So lets see how wierd it was then.

[Don't you  just hate it when you start cleaning and find a pile of paper and pictures and paintings and bills and any other hording you felt needed to be in that pile. . . .Well that is what i thought i should do this day . . .Finaly sort through this heaping space taking, dust collecting, eye sore pile of stuff. MY STUFF. The stuff i don't get rid of in the first p[lace. I some how start little piles of horded stuff. But i need the space. As i said, i am taking over this no names crap.  To funny. But not so funny that i have to clean and sort and do my best not to toss the wrong piece of hord.  But because i founf this orange memo pad i want to know too, now, which means the starting the tear-down of some of this , stuff, will have to wait.  Which is a bad thing as this copying the memo pad to you guys i could have had plenty of time to clean lots of this , stuff out. But this looks fun, so "hear" it is.  SO ARE YOU READY?   I THINK I AM READY!  {Hope it's all good stuff} word for word here i go.

Aug.21/07

My day started out fine. Did some house work, got laundry done and played on my computer. Then my oldest daughter showed up and asked me if i wanted to go  row-boating in a dingy, the St. Laurwance river. Sure that would be great fun. We pumped them up. Got out out about an hundred feet and my dingy had a leak! Not Fun!!

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Oct.

Windy- Sunday 21/07

Sunny-

Bob and i have something in comon, we both like root-beer.

Anarondick mountains

Same day.

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Oct.

Raining-  Saturday 27/07

At Bob's house, woke-up here. Last night i met his daughter. Cute little thing she is. Quit quick with some comebacks. LoL.

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Nov.10/2007  Saturday

Woke-up at bob's, things were good until i had my first smoke.It wasn't even a whole smoke. As the matter of fact it wasn't even a half of one and it sure made me lighted-headed. I'm going to take an Advil. I have a headache. Tuesday Nov. 6, Bob asked me to be his girlfriend. Of course i said yes. I think he is mighty fine. I like him lots.

Nov. 11,2007 Sunday. 7:20 am.

Last night Bob bought me my first gift. A little green lighter. How sweet,I thpught it was very thoughtful. Now i don't have to use the B-B-Q thiong, such a chore. (make sure the little button was to the right and push down.) Well it always didn't work the first time around! So nicwe  gift. I'm getting used to these weird underwear. God the things people wear for their partners. I have to keep pulling the pantie line out of my crack! Gheese, Glad i don't wear them all the time. 9:oo A.M. Bob gave me cold pizza to eat for Breakfest. Wow!  nice guy. We left to go see,[sorry]

Must honor the nonames code.[thank-you].

We left to go see a little girl around 9:30 AM. It was fun to ee her. She likes Bob. So do I. She playd with him near the whole time there. Even while i was down getting my hair cut. We could hear her laughing with Bob. After a while of playing outside with,  NEXT PAGE     her we went in, got her settled and said  good-bye. From there Bob took us to wall-mart shopping. We walked around look ing for  my daughter, but i guess it  was not her work day. So Bob wanted to go into electrincs and i wanted to go into the picture printing. He did his thing i did mine. When i was finished i desided to look at DVD’sand see Karoke songs.     TURN THE PAGE  Then i came a cross a DVD that i had seen on the T.V. the night before. Wow i could not believe it. I was buying it. But Bob found me, and took it away from me. “You can’t buy that”!  He said.   “Yes i can, and i am”> I said. “No you can’t”.  He said as he took it away from me.  ”But i want to!”  “No you don’t want that!”  “Yes i do Bob!”   “No, you want this!”, and he handed   NEXT PAGE      me a small bag. I stood with my mouth opened for a moment, then asked. “What is this?” “Take it .”  He said with a smile. Well i took it opened it, and couldn’t believe it. He had already bought it for me!. Wow Bob my second gift.                                                                          NOVEMBER                                                                   19th. Monday morning. I’m home from the weekend of Bob”s hopuse. I had a lot of fun as I   TURN THE PAGE    Do there. He danced for me somemore. We played crib again out of 6 games I won one! Wow. Next  night saturday i wn again. I just can’t beat him. Sunday rolled along and we went to see the little girl again bought her a few things, like a toilet-seat, panties-with plactic lining three pairs. And toonie and benno pajamas. Funny   NEXT PAGE   thing she was sitting on the toilet when i got there with the gifts. We went groc. shopping Bob paid for everything, might as well say   100.00 bucks. 90 something     . I made him three pans of Lasonya. He will eat that all week. After supper i did dishes, he went out to the store and purchased shaving equipment, when  he got back . I was into    TURN THE PAGE  football and he was into shaving. He did such a grand job. I am starting to Love this man and leaving his home is getting Sad. I want so much to keep him. Bob said he will visit me Tuesday. Yummy. The Christmas dance is tow weeks away.Shpuld be fun. With Bob of course.                                                                                                         Nov.24,2007  Saturday. Wow I’m not sure what is going on but I am at a distance here NEXT PAGE    at Bob’. I not happy or something, not sure why. maybe it is the  musty mold i smell, constantly breathing it in and out. Knowing this stuff kills you in the long run. Wondering if spores, begone growing   in my lungs. I have been getting dizzy shortly after i started spending  the weekends here. can it be connected in some sort of way? Could it be just coincidadince going through  perimemopause?     TURN THE PAGE   I would only know if i visit my doctor. Some how i must deal with away to get back this great happiness i had. It was quite ownderful. I feel like i am away inside myself lost, Abondon, gone some where and i can’t get out. Maybe it is my face and hair. I can’t stand looking at it eigher one of them. maybe it is MR> Smith reading my    NEXT PAGE  work!? I don’t know. I know i need a way out. I want to come back. For now . . .I will just play along and try not to be mean. It is hard though. I am fighting. But Bob knows  something is wrong.  That is good i think. But i already told him there is a few of me. i can’t tell you if he believes it. But i am gone that I   TURN THE PAGE    can tell you. I don’t know who  has taken  over, but i won’t let Bob get hurt.  Saturday Dec.8th, 2007. Up and awake  A very nice awaking as,well. I am  at Bob’s. And    last night Bobby gave me  one Birthday gift. He gave me a big blue fluffy housecoat. It is so warm and soft. the blue clour in it is very Beautiful.    NEXT PAGE

Just one thing about the gift.Wow! ! the housrcoat is very electricfiying and quite clingy. Holy cow. Shock after shock. Very funny indeed.  But i Love it. So much static!! One might say. don’t have it on in a lighting storm. Sattistacly speaking of course. Now i wonder what the other present is?  Two more day and we will see. Before i  TURN THE PAGE   Forget. Bob also gave me a old flask. Glass at that wrapped in leather. I like it. Not what i expected it to look like at all.  But a flask indeed.      THAT IS IT THERE IS NOTHING ON THE NEXT PAGE

A few pages later.     Mr. Smith.

Full body gear with war paint under his eyes, running down the hall yelling. ‘Okay! Lets do this!”

SEVEN PAGES LATER   Barry has the dose.  Barry has the dose.Nothing but a loser. barry has the dose. he went and told his mother he blamed it on his brother. he fell in Love with others barry has the dose.     TURN THE PAGE   TWENTY-SEVEN PAGES LATER

JULY 7, 2011  Thursday    I am sitting in the hallway at the medical center waiting for a blood test, When i arrived they told me one hour, have a seet. There were no seats. So i went over to the HOME HARDWEAR. Nice i looked at everything in the store. There were a few things i would like  to buy Mark for his Birthday. July 22, i think. Now here i am back and waiting. Sucks ass.  NEXT PAGE    I spent 21 minutes at the store, this was good, but when i got back here there were still no seats. Shame.             TURN THE PAGE                                                                   July 2, 2011            Out with danielle. Look at notepad. Look at talk and type. Do lots of gossiping. Go get headscan. Go eat.                                                                                                                                              July 7, 2011       We ate, but bought nothing. The gossip was all about the Denise. She spoke of  a Claudette.  That was crazy.  Mine was  Denise and Susie. Ohg yes Adele. The ride she picked me up in was filthy. The seat was littered with food.    TURN THE PAGE                                                                        July 22,/11        I have this plan about a game played on T. V. writing small scripts.   TURN THE PAGE  nothing TURN THE PAGE    Nora was mad!! They didn’t like her thinking.They called her stupid. Mistake no one calls her stupid. We act upon our thoughts.  NEXT PAGE    Nora had known about this, and went in through this tunnel with the owner years ago before he died. As she locked herself out. and he just happened by. So he figured he would show her the way  as long as she did promise   she would never tell anyone.  She ne4ver had. Nora was true to her word.  Frigg i should have opened the windows before i started drinking.  TURN THE PAGE   

LABYRINTH

Nora’s house is laied out like a Labyrinth. There is also two, coincelled  doors in the floor. One is in the bathroom the other is in the walk-in closet. These doors lead down under the building  nand was used for boot-legging and sorts.  This permitted the secret sneaking around,   This exited out into the woods tunnled out about  60 feet. The passage- way was covered behind rocks and trees.        NO MORE PAGES

Well i had enough cleaning for today, and goodday to you.

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STEALING ART/ART BY A THREE-YEAR OLD/NO I JUST BORROWED IT

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STEALING ART . . .That is not what i did!

It so happened i got to go to MYARTSCREEN, to pay a visit and say hello. While i was there i my eye caught a glimpse of green calling my attention to this table. I had to go see this green piece of art holding my eye like a captor. I took pictures of what i saw in this painting by this artbyathreeyearold kid. Besides i called out quite loudly that this painting is AWESOME can i take a picture, granted i took a few pictures, but at this same point in time i also said . . .I’d want to post this to some readers. All was well with my intent at the time. So what is the big deal now . . .I wouldn’t mind borrowing this, i even asked the kid’s mother, what is the  painting of?  . . .She said what.  By that i gathered no one really heard me at all, they walked on,  when  i was drawn in by this piece of work. She came to see what i was tasking about and told me the painting is A HEART TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. Besides . . .I know how slow they are over at MYARTSCREEN, and they know how weird i am. I hope you Love it as much as i do.

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ART BY A THREE-YEAR OLD         ” A HEART TO MAKE YOU HAPPY”

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CASH-HARD COLD CASH TO SELL YOUR IDEAS

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Haven’t you ever wanted to or think that you had something incredible that would bring you lots of cash? I know that i would like to have or do something that would grant me money.   But what do you have that no-one else has? Well i have something . . .But what you my ask.

Personal Finance

Personal Finance (Photo credit: 401(K) 2012)

I could tell you but then i wouldn’t have it anymore would i,  you would. What do we do with ideas we feel can break a million over night GETTING US CASH-HARD COLD CASH?  I do not know . . .That is why i ask you.

 

 

 

But wouldn’t it be cool to have a building in [ your community] that you walk in,  give them your idea and they say yea or nay. I think this would be a great way for the low-income people to earn cash-hard cold cash.

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English: Not Inn Business anymore Taken from the wrong side of the A34, a close up of the now closed Bullington Cross Inn, a victim of its superb location. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To sell your ideas with-out leaving your town or city is good for your town or city, this is a great way for your town or city to bring in cash-hard cold cash. Then look at you and your community. Money in your pockets.

But then again . . .How many people have block-busting ideas that would bring in cash-hard cold cash.  I do, at least i think i do.

Cash Register

Cash Register (Photo credit: tarale)

To sell your ideas. I know this has been done before but i know not of how it gets done except to leave my city or town. Even then would my idea bring in cash-hard cold cash.  Why not.

 

 

 

YEAH THAT’S WHAT THEY TELL YOU-NO SHARKS IN THE WATER

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NO SHARKS IN THE WATER

Is that what they tell you?

Well i’ll have you know there is this thing out there in your world and it is called

STATISTICS

What do you think statistics are.  [MISHAPS]. Statistics is a thing where used in cases of out of the ordinary bad happenings that do happen when they tell you nothing will happen.

statistically speaking that is but the statistics on how many people died swimming in sharkless waters adds up to enough people we prefer to stay out of the waters.

So that’s what they tell you-no sharks in the water

They tell us a lot of things but the main thing is KNOW YOUR STATISTICS before you are shark-bate yum.

 

JOKES FUN SILLY

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Knock  knock

Who’s there

I said who’s there…………………………………………………..What kind of a gay joke is that.

accidents with steamships in Bristol

accidents with steamships in Bristol (Photo credit: brizzle born and bred)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Run hop skip jump,  Sally slapped Sue…………………….Say this five times.

Silly Sally

Silly Sally (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Red-Rover, red-rover, red-rover, blue van, white car. Yellow school bus……………………Sitting at a stop sign.

English: Youths playing the Red Rover game.

English: Youths playing the Red Rover game. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WISDOM is wise,  it comes with age,  so do wheel-chairs.

USS Red Rover by F. Muller

USS Red Rover by F. Muller (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

WEED I’VE CREATED A THISTLE MONSTER

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Oh no . . .What did i do . . .I created a monster that nobody will take down.

It was spring time,  flowers and weeds were coming out of the ground providing lots of work,  here at THEDOGHOUSE.  Weeding became a must making room for flowers. The garden for vegetables had plenty of weeds as well, so cleaning out the weeds turned out to be a daily chore . . .Good thing i Love working in the gardens, it is so peaceful and looks so nice when finished.

 In the drive-way,  there happens to be a long running stretch of  plants,  trees and weeds. As this area was being cleaned out i came upon a thistle. I Love thistles . . .The purple flower looks pretty and the smell is nice, it brings back memories of my childhood. I will let this grow! At the time i figured it was out o the way of things and anyone. At the time.

Now this little thistle is not little any more, it is gigantic!  It is also a Monster of a plant that no one not even myself wants to mess with.

My main concern is next spring . . .What have i done? I’ve created a thistle monster. SEEDS ARE EVERY WHERE! NOooo.  This is not what i had in mind when i let it grow.

I can just imagine next spring all the baby thistle i will have to big out of the ground. THOUSANDS.

I can just hear the neighbours . . .Oh brother. But it’s nature. Don’t we Love nature?

THE MONSTER

THE SEEDS.

I know, i know, but i cannot help but to laugh . . .This weed is so pretty.

I am thinking of a MAZE in the back yard next summer. Charge admission.

WTG AT THEDOGHOUSE.

I can not even begin to tell you how windy it has been and these seeds are everywhere in clumps all over my yard and the whole area. I created a MONSTER that no one will touch. The needles sure are pointy and sharp.

STUFF ABOUT IDIOTS

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Stuff About Idiots

  •  They loose count after three, whilst doing a project.
  • Idiots have been known to reach the count of 12, 10 for sure, maybe 15 . . .
  • But to an idiot, the count is only as good as it  gets! Or why bother the count.

But to an idiot . . .It’s all ready thought out, in their heads. Meaning when you  are thinking faster than you can get any of t out, they are coming to and ending, causing all to stop and do something different. To an Idiot . . .Although it is not all put down on paper , it is still finished in their minds.

Stuff About Idiots.

They feel that they always have to have

  1.   Reason
  2.  Understanding
  3. Be processing information
  4. Thinking up dumb stuff
  5. Acting like fools at times.

Stuff about idiots  is . . .They think, why,  waste brain space other wise. This is my brain space that you are taking up, with your stuff . . .I don’t want your stuff, nor do i want to take up my brain space on your stuff.

But coming from an idiot this sounds pretty smart if you ask me . . .Best way to stay out of trouble. To an idiot this is the number one RULE . . .#1 . Mind your own business. #2 . Keep your mouth shut. #3 . keep your mouth and your mind shut.

IDIOTS SOMETIMES CAUSE HAPPENINGS

THESE HAPPENINGS ARE ONLY OF THE SILLY KIND . . .Stuff about idiots is . . .when any sort of happenings,  happen,  there must be somebody stupid in the room with them.  As far as the idiot is concerned, everyone in the room was laughing right up until someone stupid in the room opened their mouth. Idiots do not fight, but can fight, they do their best to please the crowd not up-set the crowd.  Besides . . .Thousands of people love to be around  one idiot . . .You know . . .Every one laughs at an idiot.  But not a bad guy/girl. Like who is laughing now boys, we got your sack and we’re chewing your bone . . To an idiot, this would cause the idiot to swallow brain space,  thinking on how to get back what is theirs . . .To an idiot, they will always want their stuff,  it’s hard,  for an idiot to let go . . .Let go . .No! Let go you idiot,  you are going to hit that tree . . .No! I don’t want to fall.  Well you are going to fall when you hit that tree.

It’s hard to know what the idiot will do,  will he let go or will he hit the tree and take the fall?   Because the idiot thinks this is a good question too . . .The idiot will quickly play out scenarios, in their mind,  on everything about to happen,  if they don’t make a choise, on what is happening,  either way,  they are going to get hurt . . .So now, the idiot is weighing out the odds on which pain will be worse . . .The hit or the fall. Freaking idiot.  He happens to be more concerned about the cloths, [pants], they took without asking.

   HIT OR FALL

  • If  hitting the tree, the left side of the body will travel to the right causing . . .Lots of damage. That does not look very nice in the mind.
  • If letting go and falling, what if  the knee-bones,  come ripping through flesh and now any hungry animal can smell blood for miles.
  • If the clothing,  any damage to them, it would cause a fight or public humiliation. 

STUFF ABOUT IDIOTS . . .The  taking of the pants,  is a major dilemma in both cases, [ Hit or fall],  torn and or bloody, but which would be worse. Just let go.

A thing about an idiot is if you just start freaking out yelling in an insane manner, how is the idiot suppose to know what is going on. They don’t, what they tend to do is start processing all sorts of play acting for each thought hoping to choose the right thing to do. Which no doubt is save the pants at all cost. Time runs out for an idiot. JUMP . . .NO!

Sam is one of them there idiots . . .He is a good kind man with a kind heart and seems to do the wrong thing lots of times out of the goodness of his heart . . .Now he is sitting on the couch having brunch with an entity he knows not of . . .As far as he is concerned,  it is a beautiful lost woman wearing his cloths,  that came out of the wind. What man does not want a beautiful woman to show up on their doorstep. He gathered she was a bit strange due to something that happened to her whilst out and about by herself.  So after he swallowed a mouth full of eggs and toast,  he asked . . .Is there any family member that may be trying to find you. Does any one know you are lost? Is there anyone,  you would like to call. What were you doing way up there in the first place.

She just laughed at him covering her opened mouth, so he would not see the food she was chewing. What’s so funny, he asked her . . .I would think that these set of questions are in order, when out of the blue a good-looking woman shows up on your door step wearing your  cloths.  What would you ask if it happened to you? She laughed more starting to sound off,  little snorts. This made Sam get a little testy . . .I can’t see the humour in this but i guess you can . . .So how would you like to fill me in. He took a mouth-full of food and chewed and waited, looking at her. Little time passed as she brought her joyment down to a smile. She sat up and asked him this. Which question do you want me to answer and, do you ever stop talking long enough to get an answers?  Sam sat and thought on what she said,  he played it all out in his head . . .He could see images where he did indeed listen to answers and he does stop talking. Now she was waiting on him to response to her question . She chose not to wait she could tell by the look on his face he was deep in thought. She had to break him free so she asked . . .Why are you way out here by yourself . . .How do you know i am by myself?  I don’t smell another woman and there is only one pair of shoes, and they are  on your feet. He looked down at the shoes then back to her face.  okay so you don’t like questions, i get that.  I’m just saying someone is probably concerned,  bout your where about. All she said was . . .Can i have some more of this. She pointed to an empty spot on her dish, looking only into his eyes. Very rare please, she whispered.  He took the dish and left the room heading straight to the kitchen. Then he stopped and watched the clock,  tic-toc.

This choise is not mine she said and she left the house.

Cleveland is tossing in his sleep and Saropia is mad. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE LOVE SICK BLUES BY SANYAVERO

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Lonely days and lonely nights quite times with mind full fights. Hard to sleep hard to be hard to face the day empty nights.

Why did you find me only to keep me away, you say that you Love me you let me walk away. Now i cry, i cry for you.

Because i’m Love-sick, i have the Love-sick blues.

Because i’m Love-sick, i don’t know what to do.

Because i’m Love-sick, and it’s all because of you.

It’s that feeling,  you know that feeling, i’m hungry, hungry for you. I try to stop it, i try to get my fill, but nothing replaces the pain of lost Love and my will.

Years gone by and this heartbreak grows, my world has gone crazy black stepping stones. Dark space replacing rainbows of what used to be.

Because i’m Love-sick, i have the Love-sick blues.

Because i’m Love-sick, i don’t know what to do.

Because i’m love-sick, and it all because of you.

 

 

STINK BOMBS

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STINK BOMBS: Rotten eggs.

These are not to be used as practical pranks or jokes.  You can seriously harm someone with this type of weapon if in haled to long.

Types of harm.

  1. Stomach–vomit.
  2. nasal passage–vomit and blockage of clean air.
  3. severe headaches–vomit.

This is 10 x’s  worse,  that a huge fart caught in an air tight bag and burst.