Who does not want money, who out there can say no to money.   Sure     sure some people put limits on what they will do for money, but not everyone, people kill for money.  Money can make you do evil things if you are weak-minded.

look at me  i took another twenty dollars to write this joke

There was this 7 foot tall man with shoulders the size of boulders and a chest to match,  drinking at a bar.   Everyone stared at him,  then a brave woman got up and asked . . .Hay mister, can i ask you how come your head is so little.     Na, you don’t want to hear that, it’s a long story.   No please, i have time, i would love to hear it.  He ordered another drink and one for her.

I was a sailor and got lost at sea for six months, then one day a mermaid came and she said to me.    I am a mermaid and i will grant you three wishes.     So i thought about it for a bit and said i am a sailor lost at sea for six months and have not had sex for so long i wish you would F— me.  But she said      am sorry  I cannot do that   i am a mermaid   so i will grant you two more wishes.    So i thought about it and said   i am a sailor and lost at sea for six months, and have been so lonely  will you would lie with me for a while.   And she said   i am sorry   i am a mermaid and cannot get out of the water    i will grant you one more wish.   So i thought i am a sailor and lost at sea for six months and only have one wish left . . .She can’t f— me and she can’t lie with me . . . What can she do . . . How about  a little head.

Should you happen upon a mermaid don't make any wishes. Tie her to your boat and reel her home.