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ON STRIKE

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ON STRIKE-QUIT

  1. Quit everything
  2. Quit something
  3. Quit

So now what . . .What will you do

  1. Start something
  2. Sit around
  3. Sulk

What . . .What will you do.  What did you quit. What happens now depends what you quit and to what extent did you quit.

  1. Totally everything
  2. Life
  3. Certain things

Should you still want to do certain things and did not quit everything then you always have something to fall on.  Should you quit it all then you pretend you have nothing left. When in actual fact you have. Everything!

Indeed you have it all . . .You just do not want to do anymore. So then you can always remain you. ON STRIKE.  Doing something you always wanted to do and have a blast doing it knowing it is you quitting.

  1. On yourself
  2. On others
  3. On you

I wish i had something, anything i could go on strike for. But there is nothing.

Oh wait a minute . . .I can go ON STRIKE and stop doing everyone’s cleaning. They can all lick their own ass. Butt. or something there like that. I want to be me. I’ll show them who is going on strike.

PICTURE THIS

What if i was the best ass licker in town, everyone came to get their ass licked and were proud of it. Even the mayor put up banners around town, proud to have the most favored town containing the greatest ass licker world-wide.

Of course this would bring in people from all over the GLOBE bringing in riches keeping the towns people content then i QUIT! I GO ON STRIKE! Plaster signs across the border and in markets.

ON STRIKE NO MORE ASS LICKING

Now everyone is wondering what the hell i’m going to do, following me around town waiting and watching in anticipation as to what’s going to happen now? No more ass licking . . .What the crap ass is that.

Well i’ve been ass licking for so long i don’t know what to do. Poo on you. Sooner or later i went missing and found myself listening to way deep in the JUNGLE where you can hear the cry of the Pisona bird, [pisona pisona pisona]. Now i just do what i want which is not having to ass lick.

Glad i went on strike

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THE TOP SECRET-SECRET TO NOT SMOKING

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There is only one secret to the stop smoking myth.

There has been only one secret through all of the history in not smoking.

This secret is so sacred people can not understand it’s simplicities.

This secret is the most purest of valor yet we shun it.  

This secret is as old as time naming it the fit,  of the fittest.

This secret is unknown to most of mankind  and i will share it with you NOW.

YOU ARE YOUR OWN SECRET TO NOT SMOKING

YOU AND YOUR WILL

NOTHING ELSE.

 

HOW TO USE THIS SECRET POWER YOU FORGOT YOU HAD

What ever you feel you need to do or stop.  This is called the beginning. Start by.

  1. Giving yourself a time date or place as to when the event will first happen.
  2. Take a week or two or a month or what ever need be to remind yourself that you ARE GOING TO STOP SMOKING SUNDAY NIGHT OR MONDAY MORNING.
  3. Prepare for this day by having the necessary tools at bay should you need them.

WHAT ARE THE TOOLS

  1. THE PATCH       if your doctor said it is ok.
  2. Candy, Gum, anything you like to chew on that is not so weight gaining
  3. ANY EXERCIZE, walking,  10 jumping jacks.
  4. Brushing your tongue three to five or 10 times a day.
  5. Keep your hands busy, start a hobby, make a blanket or build a cabinet.

But the number one thing is to remember to tell yourself you are stopping on this day or that and remember how strong your will power use to be and only know it can be that way again, with or without the AID OF TWO OR THREE PATCHES.   I used three . . .My secret was is who . . .What . . .Has more power . . .This cigarette?  or  me. 

Built to last

Who had the will power for this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And now i will go ask my neighbour if i can take a picture of their ashtray, as i quit 49 days ago.

BE AS STROUNG AS YOU CAN BE>WILL POWER>TOP SECRET NUMBER ONE

  1. The soaker

    Who has the power

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

48 DAYS NO SMOKING

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It has been 48 days now that i quit smoking . . .And i am fine, okay, doing well and grand. Amazing how much energy i have and don’t really know what to do with it.   Though i did get a tread mill, and my new past time is putting the baby on it and seeing how fast and long he can go.   He is two.  It is funny. I am happy.  Besides . . .I only make him run for 30 to 45 seconds.  He is awesome.

But not smoking for 48 day feels like forever and every once in a while i think i should have one but not a strong feeling, a feeling like i would like  a Welsh Rabbit on egg only i can’t because i have no cheese.  The same with smoking, not a big deal . . .My mind thinks of something else almost instantly.  Like it is my very own support system. This is good.  Because just as fast as the thought of smoking hits my mind takes over and other thoughts jam themselves in there. Then i am fine all over again. AND I DO NOT STINK . . .This makes me the happiest i believe as could never get used to the smell even though i smoked?   Odd  wouldn’t you say. 

Did i get all that smell off?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I used to go outside and smoke come in and brush my teeth and wash my face and hands.   NOW I NEVER WASH! 

Never wash again

 

 

 

 

 

 

I DON”T HAVE TO. . . FUNNY. Look at all the money   i save now.  [ joking ], i don’t save money.  No seriously . . .I do save lots of money that i am not smoking.   Go figure . . .10.00 dollars a pack, four packs a week, 16 packs a month= 160.00 dollars a month or more, depending on how much i really did smoke. 

What if i took that 160.00 dollars a month and put it away for a year?  Are we looking at 1,920 or more?  HOLY SACK . . .what if i smoked a truck load a week.  What ever . . .

I am very happy with myself for quitting.  YIPPEE!  48 days no smoking.