STEALING ART/ART BY A THREE-YEAR OLD/NO I JUST BORROWED IT

STEALING ART . . .That is not what i did!

It so happened i got to go to MYARTSCREEN, to pay a visit and say hello. While i was there i my eye caught a glimpse of green calling my attention to this table. I had to go see this green piece of art holding my eye like a captor. I took pictures of what i saw in this painting by this artbyathreeyearold kid. Besides i called out quite loudly that this painting is AWESOME can i take a picture, granted i took a few pictures, but at this same point in time i also said . . .I’d want to post this to some readers. All was well with my intent at the time. So what is the big deal now . . .I wouldn’t mind borrowing this, i even asked the kid’s mother, what is the  painting of?  . . .She said what.  By that i gathered no one really heard me at all, they walked on,  when  i was drawn in by this piece of work. She came to see what i was tasking about and told me the painting is A HEART TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. Besides . . .I know how slow they are over at MYARTSCREEN, and they know how weird i am. I hope you Love it as much as i do.

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ART BY A THREE-YEAR OLD         ” A HEART TO MAKE YOU HAPPY”

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SOMETHING TOUCHED ME-IN THE ATTIC-DOING HIS JOB

Yeah, you don’t want to go up there boy?

Then i’ll go up there.  I’ll do it myself.

Then she went up there, then she screamed.

SOMETHING TOUCHED ME IN THE ATTIC DOING HIS JOB!

This was not a job she could do in the first place.  So why did she go up.

To get touched?

to do his job?   

No!

To be in the attic to see what it was like. She has never been up here. But she did wonder in the night. It turned out to be her chance. So she thought.

  • It is day-time
  • The boy is there
  • Should be nice and bright.

She always wanted to see up there, in the attic, in the day, with the boy there. Good excuse.

She went up. There was no light, only where she was sitting. The light from the room below where the boy was shone around her.

 So she says. “Why am i in the attic doing his job!

How ironic is that?

Something touched me in the attic doing his job!

Turns out the boy is already up there doing his job, “Putting in a light”, while she was down changing her cloths.

Why did he touch her?

He  touched her so she wouldn’t, scream, so he thought. He had no intentions of frightening her only to save her from slipping back down should he talk.

As it turns out,  when he touched her, not only did her scream, she yanked her arm away causing her to fall where she scraped her knee and cracked a little bone in her elbow.

Who cares if she bit her tongue. She was up there in the attic doing his job!  When she thought something attacked her, one of her night-frights.

WHEN THE NIGHT-FRIGHTS

WHEN THE NIGHT-FRIGHTS

HE SAID SHE SAID

It is such a nice day out what do you feel like doing.

What do i feel like doing?

Well yeah.

Nothing . . .I’m to lazy.  I have to do dishes.

What if i do the dishes. Would you feel like going somewhere then?

Unwashed dishes in a sink; an authentic situation.

Unwashed dishes in a sink; an authentic situation. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

She looked at him . . .Why do you wanna go anywhere.

It’s just a nice day. It is nice to get out.

Well then do the dishes and go out.

He did. She was happy to watch a movie and relax.

BILLIONAIRES AND THE POOR WITH ADVICE

Billionares are people who think they have all the answers for the poor.  Especially for people in property. OUCH . . .What would a Billionaire know about it?

Billionaires are not born over night . . .They are born into it. or steal it or what ever the case may be.

So billionaires and the poor have nothing in common and it is not an easy task to know how to save any money investing it in anything rather for shelter,  but prefer to eat it. I’m a dog,  i would eat it,  before  thinking,  about any roof over my head . . .

ADVICE . . .How can any billionaire hand out advice to the poor? . . .Oh wait a minute . . .They can because they can afford to. We just don’t have to listen . . . But then perhaps,  there may be important  information we the poor are missing out on calling this our missing LINK into the wealth handed down from generations pass.

Should the poor take advice from any billionaire that was [handed], their money . . .

Maybe someone should give us all billions of dollars . . .

And maybe we should stop drinking and smoking and watch how fast we become a billionaire.

A CHILD TAKEN

English: fly fishing rod Česky: muškařský prut

English: fly fishing rod Česky: muškařský prut (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My heart crys as sorrow bends me in two, the pain more than any pain cracking in tares, ripping through my soul.

Honey where is my tooth-brush, i can’t seem to find it.   “Oh i tossed it in the garbage its old i got you new . . .It is the green one.”  Thank-you dear.

Honey i am going to be late for work as i can’t find my hat.   “Oh . . .I put it in with donations and you have a new one hanging on the rack.”   Thank-you dear.

Honey i can’t seem to locate my fishing rod i left it in the shed.   “Oh that, John came to borrow it, he will have it back by tomorrow.    Thank-you dear.

Honey where is Sammy, it is quiet in here?  “Oh he is playing in the sand box, he has been there for a while. His Birthday is tomorrow and i need to get this done.”   “Oh are you sure he is not in his room? I can’t seem to see him outside.

Honey he’s only four years old,  how long has he been out there?   ” Oh five minutes or so, i brought him out a snack.  Well honey i can see his sandwich, it’s  sitting on the plate, but i don’t see Sammy.

A CHILD TAKEN

A rain storm is none to compare my tears falling,  yet i know not this child, only that a child is taken.  So innocent and young, tender and mild, take anything you want but don’t touch the child.

STINK BOMBS

STINK BOMBS: Rotten eggs.

These are not to be used as practical pranks or jokes.  You can seriously harm someone with this type of weapon if in haled to long.

Types of harm.

  1. Stomach–vomit.
  2. nasal passage–vomit and blockage of clean air.
  3. severe headaches–vomit.

This is 10 x’s  worse,  that a huge fart caught in an air tight bag and burst.

 

WITHOUT FORCE OR PROSECUTION-HOW TO GET A HUNDRED FOLLOWERS IN A DAY

BY HAVING . . . 

ONE HELL OF A TITLE.

COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN HE SAID SHE SAID

The day was late the night set in, clouds,  heavy with water broke open pouring down rain in sheets of cool wetness. He ran for cover with his long jacket flapping in the wind soaked and wet.  Up a head he could see the light shinning on the porch and became glad he forgot to turn it off. He did his best to speed up not to slip and fall.

Narrowing the steps he took two at a time coming to the top landing. There,  he stopped,  turned around,  and looked at what he just ran through as he shook out his coat. He marveled at the very thickness of the falling rain straining his eyes to see through it. Now more happy for his left on light. He turned back and unlocked the door going in out of this liquid fill of night, removing all his clothing right there at the door on the now sopping mat, tip-toed to the bathroom and jumped into the shower. The warm waters,  soothed,  his cold shaking body as he just stood,  and let it wash down all around him. Awe it felt good. He would stay for a good fifteen minutes or until he flooded the wet cold away.

It was not long after he was changing into warm cloths when the door bell rang, causing him to look over at the clock sitting on his night-stand. Who possibly would be at his home this time of night? he wondered as he continued to dress, then went down to the front door, opening it.

Before him stood three people one that of a woman, rather a young girl. The way she moved out from behind the two men he could see she was packing. The glitter from his porch light which again he forgot to turn off, shone upon the butt of the gun. “Come on in out of the rain.” He said. “Please . . .This is not a night to be out.” He opened the door more and moved out-of-the-way allowing them access to his home. “Please . . .Do come in out of the rain.” he waited then shut the door and locked it. “Nasty habit that . . .Locking the door.” he motioned with his eyes to the door and they each looked at themselves and at him. “You leave your doors unlocked.” She wiped the wet from her mouth. “Yes . . .As he matter of fact i do . . .It is a rule how ever that i shut off the light porch, that i never do.” he smiled. ” here please . . .Let me get you all a towel .” He again smiled and off he went and they each thought this guy must be an idiot or something there like that. Who is this friendly, i’m sure they thought.   he came back with the towels . . .Big ones too. He actually gave the girl the pretty one. Again they looked at each other. Unsure how to, or what to, the big guy said. “Thanks.”  “No problem . . .No problem at all.” he said, please come in. “Can i offer you a hot drink?”   She said “NO!” They all looked at her even him. He slapped his hands together telling her okay.

They took several pieces of clothing off to dry as much skin, as they could without getting naked, leaving trunks or bra and panties on, giving a good rub down. “I can toss your wet cloths in the dryer if you’d like.”  The big guy nodded to the others. “Give him the cloths.”  He put one hand up in defence. “No, no let me get them you finish drying up. This will only take a few minutes, i’ll just take them up and give them a fast spin, toss them in the dryer and they will be toasty warm in a few.”  He smiled at them once again, took the wet pile of cloths off the floor and went back up to the bathroom, which is a large room and he has his washing cloth machine and cloths dryer on the side wall, behind a door way. What else was behind that door was nobody’s business. That door was hidden by a large wall carpet hanging. It was a surprise to himself,  when he found this room, as he bought the place years ago.

Down stairs they could hear that the drying machine was turned on. Minutes later he came back down the stairs. He smiled . . .  “Now you still sure you wouldn’t like some sort of drink? I have plenty.  Guys?”   They all stood in towels,  looking to each other and to him,  then to the big guy.  The big guy nodded to the two. I’ll have whiskey if you have it, Beard-o said.  ”I don’t have a problem with that.”  He said.  The three, found this to be funny so they laughed. They had something in store for this nice person obliging them. But it was not anything to laugh at all. They stopped with their laughter having the drink then a few more, even she gave into delight of the night and poured, while she sat,  holding a gun, pointing at this goody-two-shoed man. The both men ran around in their towels ransacking the place.  What they were looking for was anything of great value. They laughed and joked taking their time , smashing and breaking things and downing their drinks. It was an hour pass by when she yelled out in joy. Giggling.  ”My turn, me, my turn to look . . .Come on Beard-o, sit for a while.  ” Big guy gave a nod, places were switched. Her turn to play finding what she could. She soon stopped laughing. “I want my cloths.” He took his chance . . .  “Up and down in a flash,  if you’d like, just don’t break my hanging pictures.”   What was so important about the hanging pictures? I am sure they wondered the same thing. They all turned to the face the wall.

The pictures were framed with wood and they all seemed to be hand painted, all fifteen of them. They looked at each other in question then back at him.         ”What the fuck is up with the pictures.”  The big guy said. “Why don’t you let me get your cloths and i will tell you. ” He said and gave a smile. YES That smile.

You know that smile . . .The pretend one. The one we all use when we pretend everything is alright. But it is not!  We pretend so things don’t get out of hand.    [Well the smart ones of us do . . .We know this].  He kept his smile on until the big guy said . . . “You got one minute to be back with the cloths . . .Go!”

Like a flash he was back and they were digging into this pile and retrieving what was theirs and getting dressed. He watched and marveled in it all. And still smiled.

 I hope you are getting what i am getting . . .Something is up with the cloths. What?   What possibly could be up with the cloths and why is this happy man so happy?  People out of the wet dark night,  are in his home,  tearing it apart and destroying his things. Like that hasn’t been done before . . .

Drink up drink some more. yes a good thought. Have another. They drank plenty within the last two and one half hours to kill a dog.

Big guy shook his head . . .She sat down . . .Beard-o asked for cold water.

Things were changing . . .The laughter stopped! . . .They wanted air and asked for opening of the windows. They did not feel well. One after another they were scratching and pulling at their cloths. “Okay about the pictures.” “Who gives a shit about your pictures.” The big guy said . . .”What the fuck did you do to us.”  She was now gasping for breath . . .Her body was small for her age of thirty, he thought she was a young girl. Beard-o held his head in pain to painful to even look up or want to move. “fuck you.” Was all The big had to say as he held tight of his gun, to shaky to aim.  Come in out of the rain, he said as he collected the weapons from each of them. They were scratching and blistering and gasping for air,  holding their heads and whining and not feeling well. He smiled . . .

He said . . .”Perhaps my cultural politeness is a bit too much at times. I over filled the whiskey and Vodka bottles, with formaldehyde, as for the towels and your cloths they too are washed and dried in formaldehyde. Perhaps i used a bit too much this time.

She said . . .”But you came across so nice.”

MOM IS DRINKING without GLASSES

Mom is drinking so get what you will.  Make her sign papers and take a good picture if you will.   But get what you will. Why abuse a good opportunity when you have it.

Ask her now . . .She will almost give you anything . . .if you are happy about it.

  • MOMS are COOL if you let them be.
  • Moms are mothers of you and me.
  • Moms have lives just like you.
  • Moms are people too.

We all have mothers, it is how we understand them and get to know them as people too,  like  you. Like me. She is somebody else too, she is her.

WHO IS SHE . . .MY MOM.

WHAT ABOUT MY MOM . . .She is my mom.

Well who are you . . .I am her son/daughter.

So who are you if not her . . .What is she.

YOUR MOM.

WHAT IS A MOM

A mother. A care taker. A teacher. A cook. A cleaner. A friend until the end.

Who ever ends it . . .The end. YOUR MOM once was a girl and a babe too who came from a mother how mothered her too, another mom.

Mom is drinking. Hey good time to see if you can get her to allow you stay out until 10:00   pm. Sounds like a good idea to me. But then if she is a smart drinking mom she will say no.  WHY SAY NO?  BECAUSE no matter what your mother is drinking and she still can see the light of things in her mind about how bad things can go wrong just snap right out of the blue . . .As her birth right your mother. She will always protect in your image like a mother bear and her cubs.  As a loving caring drinking mother would say, no. Simple as that! WHY! WHy you ask . . .

Because you know bloody well know she would not let you had she not been having some drinks.   SO  THE LAMEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ANY ONE TO SAY ABOUT THEIR DRINKING MOTHER IS SHE SAID NO CAUSE SHE IS DRINKING. SHE SAID NO BECAUSE SHE IS THE MOTHER AND HAS EVERY RIGHT TO HAVE OR HAVE NOT HER CHILDREN RUNNING THE STREETS AT NIGHT, IN THE FIRST PLACE. you know it, i know it, we all know it.  We choise not to want it. So we fight it and call her DRUNK drinking mother.

YOU can’t always get what you want is what it all boils down to. So there. Least we still try. 

But only the smart of us  will use this against our mothers that are drinking id to give her another and ask for new paint on the walls, and you paint it your self she just giggles and hands you the money thinking she is being smart and you really want the paint and you will paint it your self.  Only thing is . . .If you ask her when she is not drinking . . .She will say no, can’t afford the money!  What is money when you are drinking? NOTHING . . .Money becomes funny to mommies when they drink. AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT ALL HAPPY.

GET WHAT YOU WANT  WANT WHAT WHAT YOU WILL WILL WHAT YOU WANT WILL WHAT YOU WANT WANT WHAT YOU WILL

BUT REMEMBER ONE THING YOU DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER NO SHE TELLS YOU NO.  I BEG YOUR PARDON.

MOM IS DRINKING ask her for her spare room she is not using it is bigger for you . . .She will say YES/WITHOUT A BAT OF THE EYE not because she is drinking  because this a safe mother bears comfort way of knowing you are indeed safe.  YES PLEASE, TAKE THE BIGGER ROOM FOR YOU AND YOUR’S

And you think you are being smart getting all this because she is drinking ans she thinking how cunning she is still sheltering you in her way of mother bear hood. Hand her another drink and say thank-you. And to each of you none the wiser. Have another drink mom so we can talk longer mom i want to ask you something and it might take time to get you to really know what i want . . .Sure the mother thinks, the kid thinks they are going to pull a fast one . . .If it is a good one i will give in instantly. Sure kid get me another beer and entertain me. Look . . .YOU NOW BOTH ARE ON EASY STREET having a fun time chatting one thinking they the smarter. all the none wiser because that is what moms are.  THEY LET YOU WIN CERTAIN THINGS GOOD IN LIFE/STAY SERIOUS ON OTHERS.  MOTHERS. PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU.

EAT THE RICH . . .WHAT IS THAT ANYWAYS?  SOMETIMES I THINK I REALLY DON”T WANT TO KNOW.  This is one of the times.

LIKE WHAT YOU WILL   WILL WHAT YOU LIKE That is life for the whole human race . . .So if the answer is no then the answer is no and nobody will tell you.  you,  have to like it . . .Because we know it won’t. But that is life. Yes or No. But hey while mom is drinking see if she will buy us a large pepperoni  pizza.

SORRY SHE SAYS/HE SAYS

Sorry? . . .Why are you sorry.  Regret, i am full of regret. I started something i should not have and i can not finish it.  Is there anything i can do to help?  I am not sure . . .It has something to do with my story.  Your story? Which one. Is it the one where you CLONED arms for someone? No. Oh is it the one where you have seven kids kidnapped and shipped away to Hati? No . . .Man you should not have brought that one up, that always makes me mad . . . I should not have let that boy read it, he never gave it back and left town.    Sorry. I should have remembered that, i will do better in the future. It’s not your fault, thank-you.

Well instead of all my attempts at guessing  and failing, why don’t you just tell me.

You know what . . .I would have Loved to tell you had you not all on your own started guessing in the first place.  Oh really. So you are going to act like that are you? It is not my fault you are having trouble, i could be doing more constructive things, rather stand here and get insulted you know.

Wow all i said was sorry to my computer screen.  Had i known you were coming up behind me i would not have even spoke.   You know sometimes you make me feel useless and i don’t need that right now,  so i think i will go have a few.

Gasps. Oh can i go too? I won’t get in your way . . .I haven’t been out of the house for months now.  No! The whole purpose is to get away from you. Sighs. Inhales, exhales.  [Then softly]   I know,  i can walk in after you and order my own drinks and sit somewhere by myself and take it from there. Grunting.

Please . . .can i go . . .i will not bother you not even look at you and you can do anything you like and i will do everything i like and nobody will know we are together and no one can complain. Can i, can we. Ponders. Footsteps. Chuckling. Gasping. Hmm. Huh. Whoa. Footsteps. Will you wear your red dress. Yes. Okay then walk in when you are ready here is taxi money.

He leaves with a smile from ear to ear.

What ever was he thinking?