Urine

Why do guys urinate all over the place when we have bathrooms.

Well for one reason,  once a guy is outside working and doing his thing, he does not want to stop what he is doing and walk all the to the house just to release himself of liquids, then walk all the way back to what they were doing.

For a second reason

THE MAN

Who the hell is going to tell me where to piss

told to me by a man.  He said,  the neighbour’s dog comes and shits on my lawn so what is the difference if I take a piss besides my garage. Who the hell cares if I take a piss or not, it’s my back yard.

If I have to take a dump I’ll go in he house. And even then it’s not the end of the world.

he asked me why i even cared. I said something about the smell and he laughed.

Sometimes when you are out on a job and you need to empty yourself,  it is much easier and more safe to do this outside rather than have someone say you stole out of their house. But if I have to, I will go to a gas station or drive home for the other thing.

After thinking about this I feel men are somewhat smart in this matter. As I would not pee outside working a job.

The pee garden

It's not easy to grow drinking urine

I guess it all makes perfect sence to take a pee outside rather than get dragged through the courts on a false theft charge.

happy peeing guys. Good job on the roof.

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